Twitter Updates for 2010-05-08
- Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off #
- The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. — Anonymous #
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- When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood. — Sam Ewing #
- "There is a ham here and I am stabbing it repeatedly." — Roxie (while talking on the phone to Aviry) #
- "To err is human. To forgive is not our policy." – MIT Assassins' Guild #
- When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. — Ethiopian Proverb #
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- Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside. — Anonymous #
- "Thirty Millions, mostly fools." — Thomas Carlyle – Scottish historian – when asked what the population of England was. #
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- Which way is the ocean? — the ever quotable Grandma E, while visiting St. Louis. #
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- "Watch out for the rain showers, 10th grade!" — Bryce (the seniors were spitting on us.) #
- Is "tired old cliche" one? — Steven Wright #
- Familiarity breeds attempt #
- "Everybody loves liquor!" — Mr. Kuzma, a high school history teacher "Yes, I am an alcoholic." –Same Mr. Kuzma during class a year later. #
- We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. — Winston Churchill #
- "There are two good things in life, freedom of thought and freedom of action." — William Somerset Maugham #
- To know you have enough is to be rich. — Tao #
- "All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace." — Truman Capote #
- See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it. #
- Life is what happens when you are making other plans. — John Lennon #
- Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
- "He who has never hoped can never despair." — George Bernard Shaw #
- "Don't look at me like I'm evil." — Jess R. #
- "Every law is an infraction of liberty." — Jeremy Bentham #
- "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." — Oscar Wilde #
- Me: His name is Chance, as in "Give me a chance." Dad: More like, "Chance, as in, You don't have a chance." #
- Whoever controls the media, controls the mind. — Jim Morrison #
- The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland"; but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman. #
- "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order." — Brian Pickrell #
- Unnamed Law: If it happens, it must be possible. #
- Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your two cents in? — Steven Wright #
- Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. — Epicurus #
- "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." — Hunter S. Thompson #
- "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." — Seen on a bumper sticker #
- MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York. — Ambrose Bierce #
- Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. — F. P. Jones #
- "Your hair looks good…. From the back." — Melena #
- Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. — Typewriting exercise #
- Remember that the faith that moves mountains always carries a pick. — Anonymous #
- Your fortune stateth: Long life is in store for you. #
- I never let my schooling interfere with my education — Mark Twain #
- Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. — Thomas Edison #
- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov #
- Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall. #
- The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. — Andy Warhol #
- "Wow, beer bubbles are heavy." — Jen, after blowing a bubble off the neck of a beer bottle and watching it plummet to the floor. #
- "I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don't always agree with them." — George Herbert Walker Bush #
- The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. — Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 #
- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. #
- We were children in our places with the world beneath our feet. Growing up was on our faces, I remember yours so sweet — The Supremes #
- Since we're all here, we must not be all there. — Bob "Mountain" Beck #
- Your fortune stateth: You're at the end of the road again. #
- "Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." — Anonymous #
- When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. — Clarence Darrow #
- Time is like a drug. It kills you if you have too much of it. — Terry Pratchet, "Small Gods" #
- Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. — Abraham Lincoln #
- "I like onions. I just don't like how they taste." — Ted #
- "Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom." — Mark Twain #
- I really meant: how would you explain the unmatching socks to the person you were gonna get some from? — Jer #
- "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." — Alison Boulter #
- Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience:this is the ideal life. — Mark Twain #
- "In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist." — Truman Capote #
- "he's more punk than me" — Nofx #
- Good day to let down old friends who need help. #
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- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. — Rita Rudner #
- "It's like eating puppies!!" — overheard by Aviry & Roxie while passing an ostrich-burger stand. #
- "I must be getting old, I understood what Bob Dylan was saying." — Jimmy #
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- "i put the grrr in swinger baby" — Austin Powers #
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- God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man. #
- "If I had to choose between skim milk and death… I'd choose death." — Carol Ann Langton, while pouring whole milk into her afternoon tea #
- Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. — R. Geis #
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- "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." — Friedrich Nietzsche #
- A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the bottom of a well. #
- Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. (Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie). #
- True greatness consists in the use of a powerful understanding to enlighten oneself and others. — Voltaire #
- "There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them." — Werner Karl Heisenberg #
- Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians. — A t-shirt #
- Character Density: the number of very weird people in the office. #
- Support bacteria — it's the only culture some people have! #
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- "Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing." — Dick Brandon #
- All art is solitary and the studio is a torture area. — Alexander Liberman #
- I don't understand you anymore. #
- "I think it's adult contemporary music. The lyrics are full of new innovative obscenities." — Paul #
- "Fear is the parent of cruelty." — James Anthony Froude #
- I think that a hat that has a cannon that comes out, fires, and then goes back in is at least a decade away. — Jack Handey #
- Mike: Oww, Shawna's abusing me! Mr. Neff: Keep up the good work, Shawna. #
- "I'm going to shoot you with turkey! Eight rounds of turkey from my pellet gun!" — Ellie's Brother #
- RASH, adj. Insensible to the value of our advice. — Ambrose Bierce #
- Your fortune stateth: Never reveal your best argument. #
- "There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over." — Frank Vincent Zappa #
- My English teacher threatened to spank me again today. — Felicia #
- The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some. — Dwight MacDonald #
- "He no play-a da game. He no make-a da rules!" — Earl Butz – US Politician referring to the pope's strictures against contraception #
- AMAZING BUT TRUE … There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert. #
- Maybe God was just borrowing my pearls for a few days. — Jody LaFerriere, on lost items #
- "Hey baby, I'll give you the best night of my life!" — Me experiencing a brain typo #
- pi seconds is a nanocentury. — Tom Duff #
- An idle mind is worth two in the bush. #
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- It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions. — Aldous Huxley #
- "A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him." — David Brinkley #
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- To understand is to perceive patterns. — Isaiah Berlin #
- It is the business of little minds to shrink. — Carl Sandburg #
- An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. — Victor Hugo #
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- Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look. #
- I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. — Doug MacLeod #
- Water is the only drink for a wise man. — Henry David Thoreau #
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- "I've said it once, I'll say it again: 'Too many monkeys.' — Paul T. Baker, stuck in traffic. #
- "A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." — Terry Pratchett, _Guards! Guards!_ #
- Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. — G. B. Shaw #
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- I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise. #
- I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, it is the spirit #
- Those who know how to win are more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories. — Polybius #
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