Twitter Updates for 2010-05-14
- Stult's Report: Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is fight the solutions. #
- Three INQ INQ1 – Up-to-the-minute Device for You http://goo.gl/fb/HFt5P #
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- The LG GW520 Calisto – Reverence http://goo.gl/fb/ZH0SA #
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- Samsung I8000 Omnia II – What users want http://goo.gl/fb/sJH3Y #
- HTC Desire Deals are desirable http://goo.gl/fb/S3zBT #
- Sim free mobile phones Versatile mobile phones http://goo.gl/fb/Egbmf #
- The Alcatel 206 Flag offers a patriotic option http://goo.gl/fb/F2ZlT #
- The Apple iPad offers an amazing array of functionality http://goo.gl/fb/mADAN #
- The Blackberry 9105 Pearl 3G offers the latest advancements http://goo.gl/fb/Cypua #
- "When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually." — Steven Wright #
- Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. #
- "It is better of course to know useless things than to know nothing." — Lucius Annaeus Seneca #
- Apple iPhone 4G Review http://goo.gl/fb/QAr5k #
- Touch Screen Phones What a Revolution in Mobile Technology http://goo.gl/fb/PVIGC #
- Logbook loans are an easy way out http://goo.gl/fb/NWqYd #
- Catch Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 Mini deals which is Vodafone UKs next Destination http://goo.gl/fb/FeL9b #
- EuroMillions Jackpot is at pound86 Million Friday 14th May http://goo.gl/fb/i7nF3 #
- Isn't charging someone with attempted murder just like saying, "Better luck next time?" — De St. #
- "The mind unlearns with difficulty what it has long learned." — Lucius Annaeus Seneca #
- Every solution breeds new problems. #
- "There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion." — Francis Bacon #
- "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone." — Jack Handey #
- A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do. — Dennis M. Ritchie #
- "One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious." — Chateaubriand #
- Anatomy (n): something everyone has, but which looks better on a girl — Bruce Raeburn. #
- Try not to suck any dick on the way out of the parking lot! — Dante #
- According to my best recollection, I don't remember. — Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo #
- Sex is God's joke on human beings. — Bette Davis #
- "It would be lopsided at best and afflicted at worst." — Steve describing what would happen if he had to draw a Valentine's heart by hand. #
- Whatever tears at us whatever holds us down and if nothing can be done we'll make the best of what's around.. — Dmb #
- "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching" — Satchel Paige #
- Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots #
- The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train. #
- He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last. #
- 355/113 — Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation! #
- "Well, the movie's got stuff blowing up. It can't be that bad." — Shay, before watching The Fifth Element. #
- What this country needs is a good 5 dollar plasma weapon. #
- Did you know … That no-one ever reads these things? #
- If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. #
- SaNdRa is an idiot. Ogden Nash said "candy is dandy but liquor is quicker", not Willy Wonka. Idiot. — Someone With A Brain #
- A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune. — Anonymous #
- "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." — Jackie Mason #
- Maybe you're not an ugly human being but a good looking ape… with exceptional verbal skills. — Upright Citizens Brigade #
- No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness. — Aristotle #
- "We should set up this scholarship for students who have survived a terminal illness." — RKW #
- Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum. #
- "Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves." — Rudyard Kipling #
- It was the least I could do. So, I did it. — Nathan Tinnin #
- All glory comes from daring to begin. — Eugene F. Ware #
- It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame. #
- A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age. — Anonymous #
- CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones. — Ambrose Bierce #
- Depart in pieces, i.e., split. #
- The most i can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. — Thoreau #
- Virtue is its own punishment. #
- What one believes to be true either is true or becomes true. — John Lilly #
- We hope your rules and your wisdom choke you. — Radiohead #
- Where am I? Who am I? Am I? I #
- Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. #
- You don't know what its like waking up in bed with TWO of your brother's friends…. — me, after a passing out playing video games #
- Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. — Henry Ford #
- Never fear shadows…. that always means there is a light shining somewhere. — Jonathan Santos #
- When in doubt tell the truth. — Mark Twain #
- I'm glad I was not born before tea. — Sidney Smith (1771-1845) #
- It has been said that art is a tryst, for in the joy of it maker and beholder meet. — Kojiro Tomita #
- If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else? #
- TJ: Tell me, do I look fat? D: Depends on how you spell it. #
- To be a teacher is to be forever an optimist. — Philip Bigler #
- The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going. — Anonymous #
- "… it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a big enough hammer." — Sun System & Network Admin manual #
- When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree. — William Blake #
- I think the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. — Calvin #
- "That doesn't smell like an ocean breeze, it smells like a urinal disinfectant." — Jen's mom, about a candle #
- Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. — Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA #
- With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon. — Albert Einstein #
- To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. — Joan Klempner #
- "Seek simplicity, and distrust it." — Alfred North Whitehead #
- If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. — Anonymous #
- If you stand in one place long enough, the world will come to you. — Chinese Proverb #
- Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. — Isaac Asimov #
- Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future. — Niels Bohr #
- In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take. #
- IFA Cardiff Financial Advice In Cardiff http://goo.gl/fb/l8z9s #
- The life which is unexamined is not worth living. — Plato #
- "Defined in psychological terms, a fanatic is a man who consciously overcompensates a secret doubt." — Aldous Huxley #
- In 5 billion years, the sun will explode (its in the Bible) its a fact! — The Vandals #
- "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." — Albert Einstein #
- If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh. — Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls #
- "A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him." — David Brinkley #
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- My whole life spent wondering who's hiding behind this face of mine. — All #
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. — Albert Einstein #
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- HTC Smart White and Black Joins the HTC Desire Legend and HD Mini http://goo.gl/fb/cFdDa #
- The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins. — Heywood Brown #
- Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. — George Saunders' dying words #
- Lost & Found. Lost wife and dog. — Screach #
- "Next thing you know, it'll wake you up snorking, if you are Daddy" — Ellie's mom, on Ellie's dad's snoring #
- The Nokia C5 Is A Versatile New Handset http://goo.gl/fb/gNAmr #
- Electronic Cigarettes A Safer Alternative to Smoking http://goo.gl/fb/V6TZb #
- Thomsonfly bring low fare flights to Cardiff airport http://goo.gl/fb/uQaLp #
- Pre Order Apple iPad UK Release Date Slips to 7th June http://goo.gl/fb/AB6rz #
- "Go evil twin someone else." — Ellie on IRC, after someone "borrowed" her nickname #
- Opium teaches only one thing, which is that aside from physical sufffering, there is nothing real. — Andre Malraux #
- We want to be the best and the coolest, but we'll have to knock down Rush first — David Lovering #
- People will buy anything that's one to a customer. #
- It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk. — Anonymous #
- That secret you've been guarding, isn't. #
- They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist— — John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 #
- Eschew obfuscation. #
- Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. — Oscar Wilde #
- See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. — Robin Williams #
- "A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished." — Zsa Zsa Gabor #
- "He who laughs last thinks slowest." — Seen on a bumper sticker #
- When the music of a state changes, the constitution will change too. — Daimon #
- There's plenty of good uses for burning people! — Matt #
- Mobilescouk come top in our consumer poll http://goo.gl/fb/64rte #
- "What do you call a cross between a turtle and a horse? A Turtlehorse!" — Peter S. #
- "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together…." — Carl Zwanzig #
- "Well, the movie's got stuff blowing up. It can't be that bad." — Shay, before watching The Fifth Element. #
- The more you know, the less you need to show. — Anonymous #
- "I flip my quarter and I get a 6." — Erica, a little bit wasted #
- Nokia X6 Deals on Orange O2 Vodafone and TMobile http://goo.gl/fb/YjOwQ #
- "Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" — James Thurber – Cartoon caption. #
- If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average. — Leonard Levinson #
- All art is solitary and the studio is a torture area. — Alexander Liberman #
- Energy thinktank to hold ground breaking discussions on the future of smart homes http://goo.gl/fb/liwck #
- In Jen's apartment: Jen: "By the way, I saw Chris's new apartment." Julie: "From here?" #
- Sony Ericsson Vivaz Deals Choose Your Favourite http://goo.gl/fb/Khzk9 #
- Victoria sets global benchmark for customer switching http://goo.gl/fb/Kiebf #
- Compare mobile phone recyclers http://goo.gl/fb/RVatV #
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- The Nokia C6 Offers An Appealing Range Of Features http://goo.gl/fb/5RHPI #
- If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. — Olin Miller #
- It takes Empire builders to build Empires! — Chuck Lee, ca 1973 #
- Your fortune stateth: Do not overtax your powers. #
- Your fortune stateth: Advancement in position. #
- Thank you for sending me a copy of your book – I'll waste no time reading it. — Moses Hadas, book reviewer #
- "What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question." — Bob Goldthwait #
- "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." — Samuel Johnson #
- It is now 10 p.m. Do you know where Henry Kissinger is? — Elizabeth Carpenter #
- If a President doesn't do it to his wife, he'll do it to his country. #
- White does not exist in nature. — Renoir #
- "The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure – the figure of "The Reasonable Man"". — A.P. Herbert #
- The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper — Thomas Jefferson #
- "From fanaticism to barbarism is only one step." — Denis Diderot #
- Your fortune stateth: You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life." #
- Your fortune stateth: Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon. #
- The sage does not expect that others use his criteria as their own. — Lao Tzu, "Tao Te Ching" Chapter 17 #
- If life is a stage, I want some better lighting. #
- Your fortune stateth: You will be misunderstood by everyone. #
- "Have you seen my life? I know I dropped it around here somewhere…" — Dusty Miller #
- An artist discovers his genius the day he dares not to please. — Andre Malraux #
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