Twitter Updates for 2010-05-28
- Me: I had to kiss your boo-boo. You: Listen here Ma'am, that there is no boo-boo! #
- If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk. #
- Be different: conform. #
- "Even if it doesn't work, there is something healthy and invigorating about direct action." — Henry Miller #
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- "I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'" #
- "If Pete fails the test, he'll look like a sucker and end up waxing floors like Cecil Tucker" — Pete And Pete #
- I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert! #
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- Your fortune stateth: Long life is in store for you. #
- Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs. #
- Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. — Mark Twain #
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- "Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL." — Mae West #
- "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." — Voltaire #
- If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams. #
- J'aime les sensation forte. — Ian Fleming #
- My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. — Ursula K. Le Guin #
- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. #
- "Go to your bathroom…..er…..uhm…..bedroom!" — My very angry stuttering father #
- You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead. #
- A woman drove me to drink, I never even wrote to thank her. — W.C. Feilds #
- Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. — Tom Robbins #
- They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist— — John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 #
- "Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?" #
- "Outside every girl there is a fat man trying to get in." — Katherine Whitehorn – British journalist #
- If it was easy, it would be easy. — Bonnie Bonnell #
- It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. — Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed #
- "Why is this book called, 'Arthur Miller The Crucible'?" — Bree Sidebottom #
- Your fortune stateth: You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life." #
- Fate is an open road, and all you can do is put your foot on the gas and Drive, Baby Drive. — Padraig Flynn #
- Your fortune stateth: There was a phone call for you. #
- If the bus does not stop stopping, the stopping will never end. — Chris Reimer #
- If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. — Woody Allen, "Without Feathers" #
- "The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground." — Thomas Jefferson #
- The same people wrote the bible that thought the world was flat. — Unknown #
- "Bill Lambir. Lam-bir. Get it? LAMB and then BEER." — Aaron #
- "Next thing you know, it'll wake you up snorking, if you are Daddy" — Ellie's mom, on Ellie's dad's snoring #
- Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. — F. P. Jones #
- Being weird isn't enough. #
- "Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage." — H. L. Mencken #
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle #
- "Actually I'm not 'Such' — that's my evil twin. Boy, I'm just digging myself deeper and deeper aren't I?" — Ellie #
- That which goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over. He who gets around usually gets a shot or two every month. — Doug #
- "Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life." — Eric Hoffer #
- My witness is the empty sky. — Jack Kerouac #
- "I took France in High School" — Sue, stating that she was the one most qualified to interpret a french phrase. #
- Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. #
- Reality — what a concept! — Robin Williams #
- Steve: You couldn't do that because mine would be solid. Ellie: It would have a bottom? Eek! #
- In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take. #
- And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. — Abraham Lincoln #
- There is only one success — to be able to spend your life in your own way — 20th Century American Writer Christopher Morley #
- "Virtual Luv": attraction to someone you've only met over the internet. — Julie J. #
- Humor is the absence of terror, and terror the absence of humor. — Lord Richard Buckley #
- If it has more than three chords, it's jazz. — Lou Reed #
- FLESH, n. The Second Person of the secular Trinity. — Ambrose Bierce #
- Help! I've forgotten how to think! — Taylor on a late night chat #
- Artists, by definition innocent, don't steal. But they do borrow without giving back. — Ned Rorem #
- Your fortune stateth: Your step will soil many countries. #
- An artist cannot talk about his art any more than a plant can discuss horticulture. — Jean Cocteau #
- Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith … — Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac" #
- Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon. #
- Air is water with holes in it #
- God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. — Alfred Jarry #
- Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. — Salvor Hardin, "Foundation" #
- I don't think any of me is all there. Where's "there," anyway? — Deborah #
- Your fortune stateth: You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble. #
- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. — Socrates #
- If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. — Lyndon Baines Johnson #
- That secret you've been guarding, isn't. #
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- I wish I was a cat. Then I could just lay around all day and eat garbage. That would be great. — Chris Klein #
- "It's bad luck to be superstitious." — Andrew W. Mathis #
- Ninety percent of everything is crap. — Theodore Sturgeon #
- Rome wasn't burnt in a day. #
- Words are the voice of the heart. #
- "For the last time, I'm not male! I'm HUMAN!" — Curt Siffert #
- The first subway station was opened in 1882, what was the point of that? Where would you go? — Mat #
- "When reality comes knocking I am NOT answering the door!" — Ellie #
- The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, and knowledge of the Holy One is understanding. — Proverbs 9:10 #
- He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry attacks democracy itself. — William S. Paley, chairman of CBS #
- It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles. #
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- To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave — Fredrick Douglass #
- RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with. — Ambrose Bierce #
- Your fortune stateth: Of course you have a purpose — to find a purpose. #
- Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children! #
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- In order to write a book, it is necessary to sit down (or stand up) and write. Therein lies the difficulty. — Edward Abbey #
- "You want change? Change begins with your underwear." — Victor Cruz #
- "He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not, is a slave." — William Drummond #
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- Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. — Oscar Wilde #
- That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them. — Dorothy Parker #
- Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. — La Rouchefoucauld #
- Your fortune stateth: Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think. #
- A love affair with knowledge will never end in heartbreak. — Michael Garrett Marino #
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- "You, my boy, if you want to be a good pickpocket, need to learn how to tell a wallet from a maxipad." — Jessica #
- My witness is the empty sky. — Jack Kerouac #
- When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. — Mae West (1892-1980) #
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- "Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock." — New York Times #
- "Those who control their passions do so because their passions are weak enough to be controlled." — William Blake #
- "I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to." — Jimi Hendrix #
- I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. — Winston Churchill #
- "Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." — H. G. Wells #
- RECONSIDER, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made. — Ambrose Bierce #
- "Your momma's a bubble." — as stated by Sara Liner to Jubal H. Stedman #
- My boobs are jealous of my ass. — Lauren #
- No law can be sacred to me but that of my nature. — Ralph Waldo Emerson #
- METROPOLIS, n. A stronghold of provincialism. — Ambrose Bierce #
- You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive. #
- It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kim Hubbard #
- Matt: "Wow, that girl in the lime green thong isn't wearing a top." John: "Uh Matt, that's not a girl." #
- "There is no law that vulgarity and literary excellence cannot coexist." — A. Trevor Hodge #
- I really don't care about nothing at all, but I think the world of you — All , "I Think The World" #
- Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. #
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- Religion starts with the perception that something is wrong. — Karen Armstrong, "A History of God" #
- In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes. — Benjamin Franklin #
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- "All great truths begin as blasphemies." — George Bernard Shaw #
- VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. — Ambrose Bierce #
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