Twitter Updates for 2010-06-11
- I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life. #
- "What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch." — Jane Wagner #
- One learns more from a good scholar in a rage than from a score of lucid and laborious drudges. — Rudyard Kipling #
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- Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together … — Carl Zwanzig #
- There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it — G. B. Shaw #
- O.K., fine. #
- "Wow…cafeteria Nirvana…" — Michelle Zalas, staring at a multicolored lasagna #
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- Your fortune stateth: Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum. #
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- "Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing." — Engineer's Motto #
- "Oh, i am slain!" — Polonius #
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- When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them. #
- "We are all worms, but I believe I am a glowworm." — Winston Churchill #
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- Well, it's an interesting alternative to food. — tom, on Vegitarian McDonald's. #
- There ought to be one day – just one – when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers #
- Being weird isn't enough. #
- What do atheists scream when they come?" — Bill Hicks #
- Penn State University–a drinking school with a football problem. — Adrienne, PSU #
- Last night I drempt somebody loved me: no hope — no harm just another false alarm. — The Smiths, "Strangeways, Here We Come" 1987 #
- "Most bad government has grown out of too much government." — Thomas Jefferson #
- "I believe you. Of course, I am naive." — Thunder Denton #
- "Have you ever seen a chimpanzee's butt? It's not a pretty sight." — Max #
- The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. — Mahatma Gandhi #
- One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul, and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. — Vincent van Gogh #
- We want UFOs to be an acceptable topic. They're romantic — Black Francis #
- It takes a lot of stamps to return a mail order bride. — S. Joslin #
- Our team is not bad, we are just… um… wait a second, I'll think of it. — Carrie, basketball coach, after a loosing season. #
- "It will feel better when it stops hurting." — Coach Burger (Putnam City High School, Oklahoma City) #
- "Polaroid cameras… those are pretty expensive. I think it costs a lot to develop the film, too." — KD #
- Your fortune stateth: You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman. #
- Your fortune stateth: Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act — hesitate. #
- Afternoon, n.: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning. #
- Whether you can hear it or not The Universe is laughing behind your back — National Lampoon, "Deteriorada" #
- People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. — Douglas Yates #
- Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls! — Drunken Irish Man At A Rancid Show. #
- There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad its not a fence. #
- "Sure, there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too." — Richard M. Nixon #
- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. — Mahatma Ghandi #
- Sue (from England) "I've been looking for you all my life!" Robert (from Tazmania) "Why didn't you just give me a ring?" #
- Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot. #
- Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. — Mark Twain #
- Your fortune stateth: Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase. #
- It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees! — Emiliano Zapata #
- "Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." — Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle #
- Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way. #
- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. — Mark Twain #
- Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. — Anonymous #
- "That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile." — Randy Newman #
- Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. — George Saunders' dying words #
- Precision is not reality — Henri Mattisse #
- Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts. — Plotinus #
- There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. — Anonymous #
- Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience. — Woody Allen #
- He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news. — Bertolt Brecht #
- What will you do if all your problems aren't solved by the time you die? #
- "I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants." — Elvis Presley #
- Alright brain, you don't like me and i don't like you, so let's just do this thing and I'll go back to killing you with beer. — Homer #
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- You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. #
- PENITENT, adj. Undergoing or awaiting punishment. — Ambrose Bierce #
- This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings. #
- History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history. — Clarence Darrow #
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- Two heads are better than one. — John Heywood #
- This sentence does in fact not have the property it claims not to have. #
- Abstainer, n.: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
- Our children go to school to learn to commnicate, and all the teachers do is tell them is shut up. — Galleger #
- A soft drink turneth away company. #
- Miss, n.: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
- I bought a blank tape, took it home and played it at full volume. My neighbor complained. Turns out he's a mime. — Steven Wright #
- Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. — Aldous Huxley #
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- There can not be more infinities than one; for one of them would limit the other. — Sir Walter Raleigh #
- Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. — Anonymous #
- Alas, I am dying beyond my means. — Oscar Wilde, as he sipped champagne on his deathbed #
- The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. — Oscar Wilde #
- When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. — Gen. C. Abrams #
- It is better never to have been born. But who among us has such luck? One in a million, perhaps. #
- More is to be got from one teacher than from two books. — German proverb #
- Punning is the worst vice, and there's no vice versa. #
- Conception, my boy, fundamental brain work, is what makes all thedifference in art. — Dante Gabriel Rosetti #
- Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose. — Janis Joplin,"Me and Bobby McGee" #
- "Most men make little use of their speech than to give evidence against their own understanding." — Lord Halifax – English statesmen #
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- "Tomorrow's computers some time next month." — DEC #
- "When it rains, it snows." — Danielle, bless her heart. #
- Instinct must be thwarted just as one prunes the branches of a tree so that it will grow better. — Henri Matisse #
- To love yourself is the beginning of a lifelong affair! — Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband" #
- If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up. #
- "A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation." — H. H. Munro (Saki) #
- Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once. #
- "You should study abroad in London with us" "No, I can't even speak french!" — Kelly #
- Whoever profits by the crime is guilty of it. — Anonymous #
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- Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. — R. Geis #
- "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain — and most fools do." — Dale Carnegie #
- "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." – Jimmy Shubert #
- The universe is built on a plan the profound symmetry of which is somehow present in the inner structure of our intellect — Paul Valery #
- Me: His name is Chance, as in "Give me a chance." Dad: More like, "Chance, as in, You don't have a chance." #
- We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation. — Anthony Burgess #
- "I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind." — Antoine de Saint-Exupery #
- "If my head were flat I could go anywhere." [others laugh] "No guys, I really mean it. Just think about if your head were flat." #
- Save the whales. Collect the whole set. #
- Everything might be different in the present if only one thing had been different in the past. #
- Perhaps the purpose of categorical algebra is to show that which is trivial, is trivially trivial. — Anonymous #
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- When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far! #
- Your fortune stateth: You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach. #
- "good music is good music and that should be enough for anybody — Brad Nowell #
- Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. — Anonymous #
- Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves? — Andy Warhol #
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- "Education…has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading." — George Macaulay Trevelyan #
- "We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in _Red Storm Rising_." — Senator Dan Quayle #
- Events are not affected, they develop. — Sri Aurobindo #
- Immerse your soul in love — Radiohead, "Street Spirit (Fade Out)" #
- "I hate it when those things fly out of my brain!" — Mrs L., our calculus teacher, actually referring to random mistakes. #
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- Save the whales. Collect the whole set. #
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- Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around. — Anonymous #
- "It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune." — Woody Allen #
- If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. — Beau Brummel #
- He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. — George Bernard Shaw #
- "Irony is the hygiene of the mind." — Elizabeth Bibesco #
- Your fortune stateth: There was a phone call for you. #
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings #
- Eat bananas, 'cause it's not just a fruit, it's a way of life! — Colleen #
- If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture. #
- Voice of youth?! They're still wearing flared trousers! — Rick #
- "It sure is a great lake." — Mary, looking at Lake Michigan #
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. — Emo Philips #
- "Don't look at me like I'm evil." — Jess R. #
- Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off #
- "You don't want the patient to become vibrator dependent." — Occupational therapy instructor #
- Where fear is present, wisdom cannot be. — Lactantius #
- Never send a monster to do the work of an evil genius. #
- "What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager asked her mother. "Encouragement, dear," she replied. #
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- Your fortune stateth: You look tired. #
- I think I'm invisible now. Can you guys see me? — Laura, after quite a bit of wine. #
- Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. — Fr. Jerome Cummings #
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