Twitter Updates for 2010-06-29
- The proof of the pudding is in the eating. — Miguel de Cervantes #
- "Writers aren't exactly people…they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person." — F. Scott Fitzgerald #
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- "Next time he does that, I'm going to make him eat his own head." — Jen #
- Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket? — Anonymous #
- Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master. — Emo Philips #
- "Humility is no substitute for a good personality." — Fran Lebowitz #
- Hi, I'm the Pool Man. This is my sidekick Chlorine Boy. We are here to clean out the gene pool. — Tyler #
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- "Two electrons in the sigma and none in the p. That's pure gravy." — Professor David Lemal #
- "What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite." — Bertrand Russell #
- When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!" — Turkish proverb #
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- "I like food." — Annie at the mall food court #
- Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. — Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet #
- I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day. — Vincent Van Gogh #
- "I'm making a diary!" — Paul M., while wrapping tape around his Government book and putting staples into it. #
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- "Writers aren't exactly people…they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person." — F. Scott Fitzgerald #
- "So instead of Cinco de Mayo, it's going to be Cinco de…Cuatro." — clueless DJ on 96.7 KHFI, Austin, TX #
- Your fortune stateth: You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to. #
- More is to be got from one teacher than from two books. — German proverb #
- Sleep, those little slices of death, how I loathe them. — Edgar Allen Poe #
- Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse. — Miguel de Cervantes #
- "Christianity makes suffering contagious." — Friedrich Nietzsche #
- "Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower." — Mr. Horowitz "Oh, yeah? Well, bite me" — One of us to Mr. Horowitz #
- Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls! — Drunken Irish Man At A Rancid Show. #
- When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh. #
- "Good men must not obey the laws too well." — Ralph Waldo Emerson #
- I have Pledge all over my feet. Now all I have to do is walk on my furniture and it'll be dusted. — Karen #
- Before the beginning of great brilliance and beauty there first must be a period of complete chaos. — I-Ching #
- Hands up, who likes me? — Rick A.K.A Rik #
- "Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds." — attributed to Albert Einstein #
- Ninety percent of everything is crap. — Theodore Sturgeon #
- Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. — Buddha #
- "I have my wedding to prepare, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped." — Prince Humperdink, _Princess Bride_ #
- "I didn't even know what to do about it is to lose a mind. Or not to have to paint it." #
- Try not to have a good time … This is supposed to be educational. — Charles Schulz #
- My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin. — Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician #
- I have no lid upon my head, but if I did… you could open it up and see whats on my mind — Dmb #
- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov #
- Leaves of inquisitevness floating on winds of doubt fall on an ignorant ground. — Scott Steen #
- If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven. #
- What is the sound of one hand clapping? #
- It is the business of the future to be dangerous. — Hawkwind #
- A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. — Adlai Stevenson #
- We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. — Seneca #
- Time cuts down all, Both great and small. — Anonymous #
- Mr. Caputo asks Bryce a question. Bryce: "Um, uh…." Mr.C.: "Could you please get more specific than that?" #
- Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work. #
- Well, paint me green, dress me in plaid, hang me on a street corner, and call me mother…. I didn't know that. — JL Jordan #
- People are so damn political when they pee — on a bathroom stall following an 'argument' of #
- The eye is the window of the human body through which it feels its way and enjoys the beauty of the world. — Leonardo Da Vinci #
- Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded. — Anonymous #
- Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. — Albert Einstein #
- An artist cannot talk about his art any more than a plant can discuss horticulture. — Jean Cocteau #
- "In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take." — Adlai Stevenson #
- "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone." — Jack Handey #
- Genius is eternal patience. — Michelangelo #
- "Wit is the epitaph of an emotion." — Friedrich Nietzsche #
- The proof of the pudding is in the eating. — Miguel de Cervantes #
- The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children — Clarence Darrow #
- "'Cause I wanted to, I guess." — Jeremy, age five, when asked why he had tried to flush the cat down the toilet. #
- "I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." — Virginia Woolf #
- "Life may have no meaning — or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove." #
- Technique is only a vehicle. — Callum Innes #
- Serocki's Stricture: Marriage is always a bachelor's last option. #
- "Scandium is SCANDALOUS!!" — Colin D. in Chemistry class during a discussion of the elements. #
- Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb — Dark Helmet, Space Balls #
- Fashions are ephemeral, but fashion is enduring — Cecil Beaton #
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- There's something slurpy in your shoulders. — Cheri #
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- Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. — Groucho Marx #
- The devil finds work for idle circuits to do. #
- "I want an evil twin! One that's as insane as me and would actually do evil twin sorts of stuff to me! That would be cool!" — Ellie #
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- "What are our schools for if not indoctrination against Communism?" — Richard Milhous Nixon #
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- Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic. #
- "We learn from history that we learn nothing from history." — George Bernard Shaw #
- Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails. #
- "I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat." — Michael McShane #
- After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm. — Diane Ackerman #
- Nostalgia is living life in the past lane. #
- "The greater the number of laws, the greater the number of offenses against them." — Havelock Ellis #
- Teacher: "Listen!" A.R.: "Listening! You don't have to yell!" #
- Alex Haley was adopted! #
- "Oh, he's kinda sexy… in a Captain Picard kind of way." — My friend Ginger, talking about our Finance professor. #
- Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes! #
- Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do. — R. A. Heinlein #
- When the sun shineth, make hay. — John Heywood #
- In order to write a book, it is necessary to sit down (or stand up) and write. Therein lies the difficulty. — Edward Abbey #
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- Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long. — Ogden Nash #
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- Science is what happens when preconception meets verification. #
- Happiness lies only in that which excites, and the only thing that excites is crime. — Marquis de Sade #
- Schizophrenia beats being alone. #
- "Do you know about the Eleventh Commandment? It says, 'Thou shalt not bore God, or he will destroy your universe.'" — John Lilly #
- An ounce of clear truth is worth a pound of obfuscation. #
- Housework can kill you if done right. — Erma Bombeck #
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- "Are you saying the forest isn't conducive to finding sticks?" — Ryan McDavitt, at a bonfire #
- Your fortune stateth: You are always busy. #
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- I stand by all the misstatements I may have made. — George W Bush #
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- I will always love the false image I had of you. #
- I didn't SAY it was a deep thought – I THOUGHT it! — Lauren #
- If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. — Lyndon Baines Johnson #
- This is my BOOM STICK! — Army Of Darkness #
- The Earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much, heavier. #
- DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. — Ambrose Bierce #
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle #
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