Twitter Updates for 2010-06-30
- It is very simple to play as fool! You don't have to prove nothing. — Catalin Sorescu #
- Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith … — Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac" #
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- She's convinced she could hold back a glacier/but she couldn't keep baby alive — Tori Amos #
- The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. — Ralph Waldo Emerson #
- Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. — Aldous Huxley #
- May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz. #
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- The menu said, 'Breakfast served any time'. So I ordered french toast during the Rennaisance. — Steven Wright #
- Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. — Soren Kierkegaard #
- The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe that he didn't exist. — Kevin Spacey "The Usual Suspects" #
- Aaron: Man, I hate the letter "S"! Eric: Why? Aaron: 'Cause it's hard to write! #
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- Glue… very powerful stuff. — The Blues Brothers #
- REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words. — Ambrose Bierce #
- To be is to do. — I. Kant To do is to be. — A. Sartre Yabba-Dabba-Doo! — F. Flinstone #
- There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. — George Santayana #
- "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." — attributed to Albert Einstein #
- Your fortune stateth: Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you. #
- I don't believe in astrology. But then I'm an Aquarius, and Aquarians don't believe in astrology. — James R. F. Quirk #
- If the ends don't justify the means, then what does? — Robert Moses #
- "The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side." — James Arthur Baldwin #
- Your fortune stateth: Excellent day to have a rotten day. #
- Brain fried — Core dumped #
- "Good art is not what it looks like, but what it does to us." — Roy Adzak #
- "This is my 'the other me' outfit." — Ellie #
- Reality is good for you…in small doses. — Anonymous #
- Ordering dinner at Denny's: Jen: "Can I get a French Dip?" Paul B: "Bon jour! Uh Hyuh!" #
- While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their correctness never does. #
- The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. — Sir Richard Francis Burton #
- You can't learn techniques and then try to become a painter. Techniques are a result. — Jackson Pollock #
- "Art should never try to be popular. The public should try to make itself artistic." — Oscar Wilde #
- Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded. — Anonymous #
- Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. — Mark Twain #
- "If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you." — Jack Handy #
- "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." — Henry David Thoreau #
- Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. — General Douglas MacArthur #
- Hatred is a feeling which leads to the extinction of values — Jose Ortega y Gasset #
- A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. — Roald Dahl #
- "Many a sober Christian would rather admit that a wafer is God than that God is a cruel and capricious tyrant." — Edward Gibbon #
- Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Michael Sinz #
- "…then laugh, leaning back in my arms, for life is not a paragraph, and death i think is no parenthesis" — e.e. cummings #
- Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind. — Plutarch #
- "Remember, folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph." — Jim Samuels #
- Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day. #
- "Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others." — Oscar Wilde #
- Punks not dead…it just sucks now — Some T-Shirt #
- I stayed up one night playing poker with Tarot cards. When I got a full house, 4 people died. — Steven Wright #
- A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. — Don Quinn #
- "Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman has a dash of madness." — Ralph Waldo Emerson #
- Garbage In — Gospel Out. #
- "All I can say is that I'm glad I didn't invest in a lot of those 'Straight not Narrow' pins." — me, upon deciding that I'm queer #
- The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best". — H. Allen Smith #
- Eloquence is logic on fire. #
- Ew! Meat! — some girl's response to the slice of lunchmeat Ben put in her purse. #
- You could get a new lease on life — if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance. #
- "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed." — Albert Einstein #
- "She eats potatos and bread…she craps in the damn toilet!! That is no cat!" — Kate talking about her cat Tyson (the ear-biting cat) #
- To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. — Latin Proverb #
- "Art is either plagiarism or revolution." — Paul Guaguin #
- The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line. #
- Clerk: Okay, would you like me to put that in a bag for you? Don: No thanks, but could you put it in a bag? #
- A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him. #
- "The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions." — Susan Sontag #
- "To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven." — Ralph Waldo Emerson #
- "The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free." — Henry David Thoreau #
- "There's 24 beers in a case, and 24 hours in a day — just happened that way? I think not." — Dan Mertz #
- Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company. #
- My English teacher threatened to spank me again today. — Felicia #
- "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." — Hunter S. Thompson #
- I think, therefore I am… I think. #
- The Greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist. — The Usual Suspects #
- "I don't like to drool. I do like to talk with my mouth full. That's my favorite thing." — Julie #
- Now is the time for all good men to come to. — Walt Kelly #
- "Is it too late to switch to my major to P.E.?" — Danny, after a grueling midterm failing festival. #
- A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. — William James #
- "The mind unlearns with difficulty what it has long learned." — Lucius Annaeus Seneca #
- Here i am, getting older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind — Goldfinger #
- "He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence." — William Blake #
- Most of the evils of life arise from man's being unable to sit still in a room. — Blaise Pascal #
- There's no time like the pleasant. #
- Let's remind ourselves that last year's fresh idea is today's cliche. — Austen Briggs #
- Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier. — Anonymous #
- "I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don't always agree with them." — George Herbert Walker Bush #
- Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. — Alex Levine #
- "What does playing Uno have to do with a cow's udder?" — Maureen #
- If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. — W.E. Hickson #
- What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. — Pearl Bailey #
- "Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves." — Rudyard Kipling #
- "Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt." — Shakespear #
- …a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing… — Thomas Jefferson #
- That you may see the meaning from within: It is being, it is being. — John Lennon. #
- "Kirk to Enterprise — beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack." #
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- Once, adv.: Enough. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
- RESOLUTE, adj. Obstinate in a course that we approve. — Ambrose Bierce #
- "We have an open relationship. I can date other men, and he can date his computer." — Sofia #
- There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you. — Peter De Vries #
- "This time next year we'll be tanned muscle-bound aikido-master genius stud philosophers." — A. M. Heublein #
- … at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand. — J. B. White #
- "What are you talking about, my random friend?" — Jess R. to Sarah G. #
- More light! — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words #
- "Architecture in general is frozen music." — Friedrich von Schelling #
- "Hello, Corn Dog!" — a crazy old bum #
- Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain #
- "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" — Abraham Lincoln #
- "He looks just like that guy over there…only different." — Ally describing an old friend #
- They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. — Andy Warhol #
- Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on. — Anonymous #
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- "You know Matt, one day your car just isn't going to start" — Aaron Handler, one day before Matt's car failed to start. #
- To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. — Voltaire #
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