Twitter Updates for 2010-07-02
- "A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on." — William Burroughs #
- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. — Anonymous #
- A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune. — Anonymous #
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- Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. — Don Vonada #
- Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. — Mahatma Gandhi #
- Honk if you love peace and quiet. #
- Right about this time, some shithead is blowing a big fat fucking line across the title on the backsleave…WHAT AN ASSHOLE! — Nofx #
- "Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level." — Quentin Crisp #
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- "I don't believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person, unless he has an atomic weapon." — Howard Chaykin #
- "Earaches make me happy!" — Kristen #
- To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov #
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- Eloquence is logic on fire. #
- Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something. #
- The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. — Douglas Adams #
- When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. — Clarence Darrow #
- I never did it that way before. #
- "The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken." — Samuel Johnson #
- "So instead of Cinco de Mayo, it's going to be Cinco de…Cuatro." — clueless DJ on 96.7 KHFI, Austin, TX #
- Your fortune stateth: There will be big changes for you but you will be happy. #
- "You, my boy, if you want to be a good pickpocket, need to learn how to tell a wallet from a maxipad." — Jessica #
- It's later than you think. #
- You wouldn't know good music if a big dog bit you in the butt. — Jason, my brilliant English major brother #
- "If it ain't broke, break it." — my 3-year-old nephew, Cody #
- "I like that movie a whole much." — Gwen #
- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. #
- Your fortune stateth: A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work. #
- "Exposure to heat makes things hot." — Elijah. #
- This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time — Fight Club #
- Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down. #
- Happiness is not always measured in smiles. — Anonymous #
- What is the answer? In that case, what is the question? — Gertrude Stein, dying words #
- The shortest distance between two points is under construction. — Noelie Altito #
- Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on. #
- Me: I had to kiss your boo-boo. You: Listen here Ma'am, that there is no boo-boo! #
- And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. — The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song #
- "Look, man, all I am is a trumpet player." — Miles Davis #
- It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. — Benjamin Disraeli #
- "Every time I paint a portrait, I lose a friend." — John Singer Sargent – US Portrait Painter. #
- Paul: Hey Benji! Wake up! Benji: I'm naked. Paul: Okay. Want some hamburgers? #
- You buttered your bread, now lie in it. #
- "There is much pleasure to be gained in useless knowledge." — Bertrand Russell #
- This sentence does in fact not have the property it claims not to have. #
- "The nice thing about Windows is- It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first." — Sig of Arno Schaefer #
- Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed. #
- Its just like a new pair of underwear. At first its constricting, then it becomes a part of you. — Garth Algar, "Wayne's World" #
- The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind — Marquis de Sade #
- Jon, what setting do I nead to put the gas ring on to boil water? — Naomi, age 18 #
- Sleep is for the weak and sickly. #
- "What do you call a cross between a turtle and a horse? A Turtlehorse!" — Peter S. #
- Great designers innovate, good designers emulate. — Mark Stosberg #
- PLAN, v.t. To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. — Ambrose Bierce #
- Mr. Bollmann: Does anyone know what the United Nations is? Krystal: Isn't that where we live? Oh wait… #
- "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." — attributed to Albert Einstein #
- Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. — Henry David Thoreau, "Walden", #
- Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice. — Anonymous #
- In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and make it better. #
- There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. — Willa Cather, "The Song of the Lark" #
- One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul, and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. — Vincent van Gogh #
- It is better to wear out than to rust out. #
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- If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. — Henny Youngman #
- I wish I was a cat. Then I could just lay around all day and eat garbage. That would be great. — Chris Klein #
- May be we have to train the ethics. — Jin Chul Kim #
- Riiiiiiiiiight — Dr. Evil #
- Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
- Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means? #
- "Faith is often the boast of the man who is too lazy to investigate." — F.M. Knowles #
- The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. — Anonymous #
- An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the President but is always polite to traffic cops. #
- "What is the probability of having three boys in a row all be male?" — Ellie's Human Genetics professor #
- The life which is unexamined is not worth living. — Plato #
- Every path has its puddle. #
- Have a nice day! #
- Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it. — Rex Reed #
- "The covers of this book are too far apart." — Ambrose Bierce #
- Phone call for chucky-pooh. #
- There is nothing to be learned from history anymore. We're in science fiction now. — Allen Ginsberg #
- I wish I was a cat. Then I could just lay around all day and eat garbage. That would be great. — Chris Klein #
- "Wagner's music is better than it sounds." — Mark Twain #
- Tyro: Pizza always brings us together. Rando: How do you figger? Tyro: I don't know. #
- [Nuclear war] … may not be desirable. — Edwin Meese III #
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- Every now and then I turn it on again But it's plain to see that The radio still sucks. — The Ataris #
- Your fortune stateth: Don't let your mind wander — it's too little to be let out alone. #
- Painting is a faith, and it imposes the duty to disregard public opinion. — Vincent van Gogh #
- Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the window. #
- Love is being stupid together. — Paul Velery #
- Ifi can't dance, I don't want your revolution. — Emma Goldman #
- I am about to hatch more sea monkeys. — Lisa #
- Miss, n.: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
- A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. #
- You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture. #
- I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. — Dave Edison #
- He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. — Joseph Heller, "Catch 22" #
- Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies, for example. — John Ruskin #
- DEFAME, v.t. To lie about another. To tell the truth about another. — Ambrose Bierce #
- The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train. #
- "Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers." — T. S. Eliot #
- BORE, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. — Ambrose Bierce #
- A farmer is a man outstanding in his field. #
- It must be funnier to be stoned than to watch people who are stoned — Anonymous #
- "A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary." — Thomas Carruthers #
- There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. — Francois de La Rouchefoucauld #
- A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune. — Anonymous #
- Your fortune stateth: Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it. #
- You didn't say it the way I think I should have heard it. — SG, during a lover's argument #
- Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure. — Anonymous #
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- Your fortune stateth: You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon. #
- Emily: "Asher. That's such a cool name! What's your last name?" Asher: "Pimplefart." Emily: "Oh… wow." #
- Your fortune stateth: A few hours grace before the madness begins again. #
- "Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing." — Mark Twain #
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- "Why am I looking up 'Hampshire'? I should be looking for 'New'…." — Paul #
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