Twitter Updates for 2010-07-08
- Colors, like features, follow the changes of the emotions. — Pablo Picasso #
- The Devil himself had probably re-designed Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts. — Anthony Price #
- The more you know, the less you need to show. — Anonymous #
- It [genius] is personality with a penny's worth of talent. Error which chances to rise above the commonplace. — Pablo Picasso #
- We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. — English Proverb #
- "Stop! I shall absorb you!" — Amy K. #
- People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. — Satya Sai Baba #
- Peter's Law of Substitution: Look after the molehills, and the mountains will look after themselves. #
- "The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause." — Mark Twain #
- This from the man with the culinary expertise of a two headed goat! — our RA, Bill, upon hearing a recommendation from my roommate, Tim. #
- Your fortune stateth: Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors. #
- "Fast, fat computers breed slow, lazy programmers." — Robert Hummel #
- Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United States we really shouldn't complain — it's still only 2 cents a day. #
- "A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they by being declared to work." — Anatol Holt #
- Your fortune stateth: You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold. #
- "If I were a martini, I would like to be drunk by Peter O'Toole, circa 1967." — Marianne at alt.gnashing-teeth #
- "The new definition of psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd." — Anonymous #
- Your fortune stateth: Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight. #
- "Get friends who drive!" — Allyson, as a kid on a bike smacked my car as he was crossing the street. #
- If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. — Albert Einstein #
- "To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question … or is it?" #
- Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like. — Arnold Bennett #
- Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. — Don Marquis #
- The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. — Clifton Fadiman #
- Why not? Yeah. — Timothy Leary #
- To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. — Joan Klempner #
- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. — Robert Frost #
- Good Americans when they die go to Paris. — Anonymous #
- Obstacles are those frightful things we see when we take our eyes off our goal. — Henry Ford #
- Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. — Anonymous #
- The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. #
- "Our Universe Use License expired. Go home." — overheard at work #
- The revolution will not be televised. #
- Even brain-death is preferable to "The Price Is Right". — "Uncle" Ben #
- "Friendship is present in all things but love" — Much Ado About Nothing #
- Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees. — Ronald Reagan, famous movie star #
- Brain fried — Core dumped #
- Your fortune stateth: You will have long and healthy life. #
- Beshrew the heart that makes my heart to groan. — William Shakespeare #
- There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. — Flannery O'Connor #
- Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the spaces between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. — Maya Angelou #
- On the other hand, we have different fingers. — Jack Handey #
- "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." — Oscar Wilde #
- "Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination." — Christopher Isherwood #
- "Wouldn't it be, um, cool if like, your eyes could zoom in on things, like that guy whose eyes can zoom in on things?" — Aaron S #
- "Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles." — Frank Lloyd Wright #
- "Every time I paint a portrait, I lose a friend." — John Singer Sargent – US Portrait Painter. #
- Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. — John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 #
- Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift. #
- (1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes. #
- If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? — Richard Nixon #
- No human investigation can be called true science without passing through mathematical tests. — Leonardo da Vinci, "Treatise on Painting" #
- I never listen to the radio. If it's bad, I make fun of it, and if it's good, I get jealous that I didn't think of it. — John Lennon #
- Life is neither a spectacle nor a feast, it is predicament. — George Santayana #
- America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization. — John O'Hara #
- "Heyyyy! Treat that towel with respect!" — Ellie #
- Beggars should be no choosers. — John Heywood #
- Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve, i wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot. — Ani Difranco #
- There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about. #
- Look ere ye leap. — John Heywood #
- I don't want the cheese, I just want out of the trap. — Spanish Proverb #
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. #
- Clerk: Okay, would you like me to put that in a bag for you? Don: No thanks, but could you put it in a bag? #
- I like life — it's something to do. #
- The frontiers are not east or west, north or south, but wherever a man "fronts" a fact. — Henry David Thoreau, "Walden" #
- Style, like the sheer silk underwear, sometimes hides eczema. — Albert Camus #
- An artist never really finishes his work, he merely abandons it. — Paul Valery #
- I'm looking California, but feeling Minnesota — Soundgarden #
- It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds. — Aesop #
- I love deadlines. I specially love the swooshing sounds they make as they fly by. — Douglas Adams #
- "True, money _can't_ buy happiness, but it isn't happiness I want. It's money." — Bizarro #
- "I'm so embarrassed I could jump off the Entire State Building" — our secretary, after losing a phone call from a VIP #
- We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. — Johann von Goethe #
- What good fortune for those in power that people do not think. — Adolf Hitler #
- The fullfillment is always in the wish. — Soeren Kierkegaard, "Edifying Discourses" #
- Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. — John Kenneth Galbraith #
- VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. — Ambrose Bierce #
- "Wearing contact lenses is like wearing underwear, right? You don't really feel it or anything." — Gabi #
- November, n.: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
- Men of genius are admired. Men of wealth are envied. Men of power are feared. But only men of character are trusted. — Arthur Friedman #
- It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. — Andrew Jackson #
- "Ah, he did it the right way I would have done it." — Jack, upon examining some else's source code #
- Your fortune stateth: You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery. #
- Which way is the ocean? — the ever quotable Grandma E, while visiting St. Louis. #
- Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. — Kurt Vonnegut, "Slaughterhouse Five" #
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- Today, many people were victims of my random acts of kindness. –Tyro #
- "If you eat rhubarb alone you'll die." — Jen #
- Your fortune stateth: You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances. #
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- The only constant is change. #
- Workers of the world, arise! You have nothing to lose but your chairs. #
- Necessity hath no law. — Oliver Cromwell #
- I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them — Jane Austen #
- Your fortune stateth: You'll feel much better once you've given up hope. #
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- It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too. — Alexander Korda #
- "A room without books is like a body without a soul." — Marcus Tullius Cicero #
- Jen: "My computer just DID something." Julie: "S***. It probably just wants my food." #
- Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. — Ken Dodd #
- It wasn't nearly as fun as falling off the cliff. — Nicki #
- "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. — Ogden Nash #
- "The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level." — Norman Mailer #
- You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. — Anonymous #
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- Jen: "I smell like garlic." Bri: "Maybe you're possessed by an evil spirit." Jen: "If all it does is smell like garlic, that's fine by me." #
- "Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence." — Henrik Tikkanen #
- Religion starts with the perception that something is wrong. — Karen Armstrong, "A History of God" #
- PLEBISCITE, n. A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign. — Ambrose Bierce #
- "The Sun is a stunningly mediocre star, but it is our star and we love it." — Astronomy Prof Balbus #
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- "Shhhh! He's deaf" — Katie #
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- I never listen to the radio. If it's bad, I make fun of it, and if it's good, I get jealous that I didn't think of it. — John Lennon #
- Your fortune stateth: It was all so different before everything changed. #
- "There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't" — Warren Buffet #
- A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems. #
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- "'If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.'" — Terry Pratchett, concerning popcorn, _Moving Pictures_ #
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