Twitter Updates for 2010-07-16
- Your fortune stateth: You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home. #
- Oh, they've got little… things… full of… stuff. — Paul #
- "I found out I own a Chevette and I have a brother." — Jen, about her strange week #
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- "Juego huevo juegos." — Ray, translating the sentence "I play egg games." #
- Consolation from imaginary things is not an imaginary consolation — Roger Scruton #
- "Smiling like a possum eating bumble bees" — Mr. Blackwell #
- The child is the father of the man. — William Wordsworth #
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- "It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even *I* don't know how it works!" — from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse #
- ADMIRATION, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. — Ambrose Bierce #
- Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. — Oscar Wilde #
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. — Charles Schultz #
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- "I've had three people lick my eyeball." — Shawna Olson #
- "The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity." — Oscar Wilde #
- The chicken and the egg were postmarked for the same day but arrived separately. — Baisden #
- Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. — Lily Tomlin #
- Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count! — -Veronica In 'Heathers' #
- Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. — R. Geis #
- I have not failed, I've found 10,000 ways that won't work. — Thomas Edison #
- "As soon as I finish scraping the cat out of Susan's car, I want you to give her a bath." — Mrs. George, my mom. #
- Truth…never comes into the world but like a Bastard, to the ignominy of him that brought her forth. — John Milton #
- God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. — Alfred Jarry #
- Nothing will make you feel more alive than wishing you were dead. — Becky #
- He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor #
- Jazz is My Adventure — Thelonius Monk #
- If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates. — Seen on a bumper sticker #
- It would have worked if it had done what I wanted it to… — Katie Mattson #
- "Get off the cross; we need the wood!" — Sock'n'Buskin (drama club) sets crew motto. #
- Here's my life as it stands today on pillar of scruffy grass. — Lisa #
- If 'Fe' is iron on the periodic table, does that make females iron males? — someone #
- Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic #
- Dear Lord: I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On the other hand", again. #
- Do you still have to fight off the Indians? — question a cab driver in California asked my family #
- "Well… you… you smell like dead fish!" — Shamis, desperately seeking a comeback. #
- "All I ask of my body is that it carry around my head." — Thomas Alva Edison #
- Your fortune stateth: In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator. #
- Age is a tyrant who forbids, at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth. #
- "In Cyberspace, the 1st Amendment is a local ordinance." — John Perry Barlow #
- I never let my schooling interfere with my education — Mark Twain #
- "He bit me!!" — after the guy behind me in german class bit my ear #
- Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. — Henry David Thoreau, "Walden", #
- "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!" #
- I am interested in ideas, not merely in visual products. — Marcel Duchamp #
- Adventure seeking slugs crossing the path of life — watch your step! — Julie J. #
- When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. — Calvin #
- I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. — William F. Buckley #
- "I have Muppet feet!" –Paul B. #
- A word to the wise is enough. — Miguel de Cervantes #
- A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn in no other way. #
- When in doubt, do what the President does — guess. #
- To know you have enough is to be rich. — Tao #
- If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. — Olin Miller #
- "My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin." — Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician #
- "I have four brain cells left, and at the moment, they seem to be arguing." — K #
- Love your friend with his faults. — Anonymous #
- I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. — Woody Allen #
- Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
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- "When do I get to lick something?" — Shannon, while baking cookies. #
- "God it's so cold, it's like zero below in here!" — Chris #
- "In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant." — Charles De Gaulle #
- "I'm gonna go take a dip." "Which one? Erin or Alison?" — overheard at the pool #
- "Brevity is the soul of lingerie." — Dorothy Parker #
- Above all else — sky. #
- "Oh, they said 'Russians'! I thought they said 'martians'!" — Jen, after hearing on the news about Russians who stole some cattle. #
- "Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life." — Eric Hoffer #
- Charity begins at home. — Publius Terentius Afer (Terence) #
- He who laughs last didn't get the joke. #
- So, if the operator dials "0" does she get a busy signal? — Jeff Martin #
- "Cat food?!? I thought it was love, but I wouldn't want to keep on eating!" #
- If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh. — Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls #
- "But you shall not escape my iambics." — Gaius Valerius Catullus #
- Ehrman's Commentary: 1. Things will get worse before they get better. 2. Who said things would get better? #
- There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. — Francois de La Rouchefoucauld #
- Dear God, you are dredging up muck from the bottom of my brain lake. — Jody LaFerriere #
- "We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases." — Patrick Nielsen Hayden #
- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. #
- It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted. — Aeschylus #
- Sponges grow at the bottom of the ocean… that kills me. Just think how much deeper it would be if they weren't there. — Steven Wright #
- "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor sons-of-bitches die for theirs." -George Patton #
- Your fortune stateth: Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret. #
- "It gets late early out there." — Yogi Berra #
- Paul's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save. #
- Jimmy, joking: "Break two bottles over your head and call me in the morning." John: <CRASH> "Ow." #
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? — Anonymous #
- Your fortune stateth: You can rent this space for only $5 a week. #
- I've just discovered this thing called daylight. — a HotWired sysadmin, a few days after quitting. #
- You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" — George Bernard Shaw #
- There is something to be said for sleep. Unfortunately, I'm too tired to say it. — Emily #
- La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid — Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos (1741-1803 #
- If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. — Earl Wilson #
- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. — Groucho Marx #
- I'll always remember 1995 as the year I found out Star Trek wasn't real — Daniel Johns #
- Think honk if you're a telepath. #
- – Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally. #
- I call architecture frozen music — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe #
- "All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." — Jane Wagner #
- If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? — Richard M. Nixon #
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- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children — Classified Ad #
- If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you. — Paul Newman #
- Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. — Anonymous #
- "Ah, he did it the right way I would have done it." — Jack, upon examining some else's source code #
- Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. — Vince Lombardi #
- Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. #
- Jess: "You are so inept!" Sarah: "I never said I was ept!" #
- "By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more." — Albert Camus #
- There isn't any formula or method. You learn to love by loving. — Aldous Huxley #
- It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. — Leslie Jeanne Sahler #
- "My mind is not in the gutter. My mind comes up to the gutter to feed." — Catherine #
- If heat rises and cold sinks, why do icebergs float? — Julie J. #
- A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. — Oscar Wilde #
- You just gotta do the best you can everyday at 5:30. — Edgar #
- The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. — Paula Poundstone #
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- "Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides." — Margaret Thatcher #
- Water is the only drink for a wise man. — Henry David Thoreau #
- "It is better to burn out then fade away " — Neil Young #
- Yes, Paul, we'll use hurricanes to transfer our data. — Matt #
- "I'm a Jedi of the Far Side" — Brent #
- I don't know what that marijuana is, but you bring it in here and I'll drink it! #
- People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. — Otto von Bismarck #
- I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous." — Andy Warhol #
- Trifles make perfections, but perfection is itself no trifle. — Shaker proverb #
- Your fortune stateth: You have a deep interest in all that is artistic. #
- When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose? #
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- Your fortune stateth: Try to relax and enjoy the crisis. — Ashleigh Brilliant #
- "If you can't communicate clearly in writing, perhaps the Internet is not the best place for you, eh?" — Barb MacRae #
- The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 pm. #
- "Sports? Sports are great — Great for keeping the vacuous off the streets and out of trouble!" — Rankin! #
- Your fortune stateth: If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair. #
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- "You've turned my son into a socialist!" — My next-door neighbor, after I taught his two year old son to say "Mikhail Gorbechav". #
- "Gee, it smelled like Head Cheese." — Owen, after eating a slice of polyurethane coated human DNA. #
- "I support comp.lang.awk for a few reasons: [...] It is very satisfying to be able to disagree with Tim Pierce." — Janet Rosenbaum #
- Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure. — Milt Barber #
- Your fortune stateth: $3,000,000. #
- Biggest security gap — an open mouth. #
- "The right to revolt has sources deep in our history." — Supreme Court Justice William Orville Douglas #
- "In my dreams, I'm a viking!" — Nelson #
- Science is what happens when preconception meets verification. #
- Real Programs don't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them? #
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- Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. — Wernher Von Braun #
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