Twitter Updates for 2010-07-21
- cashier: You from 'round here? Heather: Yes. cashier: You from North Carolina? Heather: Yeah. cashier: You American? Heather: No. #
- I love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they dont know Im using blanks. — Jack Handey #
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- Magical LG Mobile Phones Unleashed http://goo.gl/fb/O6TTm #
- Film Academy Goes Back To School For Mass Movie-Premiere http://goo.gl/fb/rMUqv #
- Apple iPhones You can only Benchmark your device agaisnt this one http://goo.gl/fb/pXVqe #
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- Don't try to drive the homeless into places we find suitable. Help them survive in places they find suitable. — Daniel Quinn #
- That's right-ee, Aphrodite! — Mike #
- "Love and stoplights can be cruel." -Sesame Street, U.S. children's television show #
- The infinite! No other question has ever moved so profoundly the spirit of man. — David Searls #
- Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. — Rich Hall, "Sniglets" #
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- Changing The Rule Of The Game With Online Mobile Phone Shop http://goo.gl/fb/D91op #
- Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move. #
- "I love acting. It is so much more real than life." — Oscar Wilde #
- "Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it." — Gordon R. Dickson #
- Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. — W. C. Fields #
- "If Christopher Colombus found America, why didn't he keep it?" — Andy #
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- Hexbug Nanos are the newest toy http://goo.gl/fb/RLhg7 #
- "When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. " — Jack Handy #
- "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." — Albert Einstein #
- Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. — T. S. Eliot #
- "Let us? They make us" — Tapish, when asked whether they let him have what he cooks in his hotel management class. #
- We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses. — Bonnie Lin #
- "Everything is still the same. It's just a little different now." — Michelle, during a visit to our old high school #
- The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. — William James #
- Proof by accumulated evidence: Long and diligent search has not revealed a counterexample. #
- Cohabitation is a great way to learn people's names. — Martin Brosman #
- "I don't want to live…I want to love first, and live incidentally." — Zelda Fitzgerald #
- "You know you're getting old when everyone you meet reminds you of someone you already know." — Rusty S., age 30. #
- Only the little people pay taxes. — Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 #
- If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. — George Gobel #
- "I think that I don't understand a thing you just said." — John D. #
- Your fortune stateth: Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. #
- "It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune." — Woody Allen #
- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. #
- We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. — Woodrow Wyatt #
- Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. — Brooks Atkinson #
- When are we human beings gonna have a meeting? We took this god thing and ran to the god damn end of the earth with it. — George Carlin #
- Ever have so much pot that………….. — Emily #
- I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. — Galileo Galilei #
- By perseverance the snail reached the Ark. — Charles Spurgeon #
- Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case. #
- "Matt, I hope you're prepared, boy!!" — note written to a student by my government teacher before a test. #
- Those who love deeply never grow old. — Anonymous #
- I still live. — Daniel Webster, dying words #
- "Que sera, seratonin! (Meep.)" — Mercy #
- "Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable." — Henry Louis Mencken #
- Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. — David Hume #
- "He's pinching me! He's a woman!" — Ryan Mitcha-waza-kowski #
- "This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered french toast in the renaissance." — Steven Wright – comedian #
- I got drunk last night, but then I shouldn't have been sitting in a tea cup. — someone from enterprise.net #
- God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. — Anonymous #
- Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. — Martin Mull #
- "I'm gonna kill you so hard!" — A failed attempt to sound tough #
- I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise. #
- "Okay, people, one last time. It's not Shakesphere, it's not Shakespeer, it's Shakespeare. And Macbeth is NOT a burger." — my English prof #
- "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." — Seen on a bumper sticker #
- It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. — Steven Wright #
- "Keep breathing." — Sephie Tucker – Russian singer and vaudeville star – Reply at age 80 when asked the secret of her longevity #
- It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. — Phil White #
- Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. — John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 #
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- Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. — P.J. O'Rourke #
- "That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile." — Randy Newman #
- Kunst ist Scheisse — Dadaist Motto #
- Would you like a date http://goo.gl/fb/7ZOGw #
- Your fortune stateth: Don't Worry, Be Happy. — Meher Baba #
- Your fortune stateth: Of course you have a purpose — to find a purpose. #
- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist." — Ayn Rand #
- Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse. — Miguel de Cervantes #
- So, she's a dog. — Peter Venkman #
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- The HTC Legend Features Premium Design http://goo.gl/fb/WV38c #
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- "Good <insert noun> man, cheap!" — Serdar when describing virtually anything he buys, such as "Good paper towels man, cheap!" #
- Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. #
- There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion. — Francis Bacon #
- "Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales" — Stephen Hawking – "A Brief History of Time" #
- Ahhhhhh… the smell of cuprinol and mahogany. It excites me to… acts of passion… acts of… ineptitude. #
- Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American: The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife. #
- Your fortune stateth: Beware the one behind you. #
- "Nothing like seeing your best friend do something better than me to get me motivated!" — Julie #
- To be a teacher is to be forever an optimist. — Philip Bigler #
- A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. — Ralph Waldo Emerson #
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- Jon: "So, do you think you would ask her out?" Aaron: "Yeah…. Uh huh…. Maybe…. Well, probably not…. No." #
- Enough is a feast — Buddhist Proverb #
- A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. — Mark Twain #
- Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while, i was a suspect. — Steven Wright #
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- Mobile Upgrade policy from O2 and Orange http://goo.gl/fb/nJ5tV #
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- You're never too old to become younger. — Mae West #
- Love is merely a maddness. — William Shakespeare #
- "If I couldn't wear tight leather pants, my life would be meaningless." — Amy K. #
- Quod erat demonstrandum. [Thus it is proven. For those who wondered WTF QED means.] #
- Your fortune stateth: You will never know hunger. #
- Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crud. #
- Your fortune stateth: Fine day for friends. So-so day for you. #
- A closed mouth gathers no foot. #
- I'm really depressed there are no frontiers left to cross. And we'll be dead probably before people can go out to space — Black Francis #
- I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill #
- MK: If my feet had nipples, they'd be erect right now. — In a really cold car, wearing sandals. #
- If in doubt, mumble. #
- Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone. #
- "The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm." — Travis McGee #
- "Artificial intelligences make mistakes too, only faster." — Larry Wall #
- We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the hardware, but we can *see* the blinking lights! #
- Your fortune stateth: You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first. #
- "Chaos often breeds life when order breeds habit." — Henry Brooks Adams #
- Pound for pound,… the amoeba is the most vicious animal on Earth — Anonymous #
- "When you look behind you, you can't see what's in front of you." — Jason #
- If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. — Henny Youngman #
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- "Death comes along like a gas bill one can't pay." — Anthony Burgess #
- "The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions." — Maurice Chapelain #
- "Why is this book called, 'Arthur Miller The Crucible'?" — Bree Sidebottom #
- Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME. — Anonymous #
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- La solitude est une belle chose; mais il faut quelqu'un pour vous dire que la solitude est une belle chose. — Balzac #
- I want to touch people with my art. I want them to say 'he feels deeply, he feels tenderly. — Vincent van Gogh #
- Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds. — Percy Bysshe Shelley #
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