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Twitter Updates for 2010-07-30

admin — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:02:00 +0000

"Why was I born with such contemporaries?" — Oscar Wilde #
"Hey baby, wanna wrestle?" — Preston's pick-up line. #
"I've always had this sinking suspicion, that if the world were to stop spinning, we'd all be incredibly dizzy" –Sara Liner #
Jill: I dated a seventeen-year-old once. Deborah: I'm seventeen. Jill: Oh my God, I dated Deborah! #
Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland. — National Lampoon, "Deteriorada" #
If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune. #
COMMENDATION, n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles, but do not equal, our own. — Ambrose Bierce #
"Everyone strives to be Hootie, thought most are destined to be mere Blowfish." — Brian L. Garrett, 1996 #
I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand. #
Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket? — Anonymous #
Don't feed the bats tonight. #
"I'm not going to throw a piece of frosting encrusted cake in your direction" — Dr. French #
"I rock harder than God." — Julie #
The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. — German Proverb #
Nothing recedes like success. — Walter Winchell » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-07-30

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-29

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:02:00 +0000

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." Bernard Manning #
Sweat is the perfume of lovers. — Geggy Tah #
"Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married." — George Bernard Shaw #
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government. — Ambrose Bierce #
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"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating" — Boss Tweed #
"I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance." — Harold Macmillan #
To be a teacher is to be forever an optimist. — Philip Bigler #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-07-28

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:02:00 +0000

The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. — Anonymous #
"I did five years of the same major from beginning to start." — Shannon Hartzler #
The highest purpose is to have no purpose at all. This puts one in accord with nature, in her manner of operation. — John Cage #
"When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation." — Samuel Johnson #
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. — Walter Bagehot, "Biographical Studies" #
"Matt, I hope you're prepared, boy!!" — note written to a student by my government teacher before a test. #
Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, And think they grow immortal as they quote. — Edward Young, "Love of Fame" #
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. — Socrates #
War is the continuation of politics by other means — Karl Von Clausewitz #
To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant. — Amos Bronson Alcolt #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-07-28

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:02:00 +0000

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-27

admin — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:02:00 +0000

Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase. #
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right — Ani Difranco #
"I didn't hit my head!" — the first thing out of Ken's mouth after falling on stairs and hitting his head #
"However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner … sulking and nausea." — Tom K. Ryan #
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame. #
Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs. #
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. — Chinese Proverb #
"He'd never realized that, deep down inside, what he really wanted to do was make things go splat." — Terry Pratchett, _Reaper Man_ #
Immortality — a fate worse than death. — Edgar A. Shoaff #
Those who can't write, write manuals. #
RASCAL, n. A fool considered under another aspect. — Ambrose Bierce #
"Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one's nerves – which is the same thing nowadays." — Oscar Wilde #
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-07-27

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-26

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:02:00 +0000

"The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me." — George Bernard Shaw #
Technique minus soul equals zero. You might as well paint a broom as a person. — Max Ferguson #
C'est a la fin de la foire qu'on compte les bouses — Tatie DanieLe #
"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." — Samuel Johnson #
Is "tired old cliche" one? — Steven Wright #
"Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed." — Dalin B. Oaks #
Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions. #
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. — Wilfred Sheed #
"I went to all that work to get him out of his shell, and he really *was* a spineless mollusc!" — Dame Enid Aurelia #
My life is not organized around high probability events. #
"If you are looking for someone who cares, here is my phonecard." — Andrew Morris #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-07-25

admin — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 09:02:00 +0000

Scott's first Law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right. #
Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor. #
"Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing." — George Bernard Shaw #
Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. — Oscar Wilde #
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum — "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am." — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. — Mel Brooks #
The body is the shell of the soul, and dress the husk of that shell; but the husk often tells what the kernel is. — Anonymous #
"They pop out! Like Pop Tarts!" — Some guy I (Jason Holliman) was making keys for at Wal-Mart #
Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way. #
You never know what you never know if you never know it. — MoJo #
"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." — George Bernard Shaw » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-07-25

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-24

admin — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 09:02:00 +0000

"Look at my feet. Does it look like they're throbbing with pain?" — Jess R. #
Who, being loved, is poor? — Oscar Wilde #
The generous and bold have the best lives. — Poetic Edda, a compilation, ca. 1200 AD, of earlier Icelandic poems (19) #
"So, when I look at you, I wanna say… 'I'd rather be eating gravel'?" — Overheard in Dining Hall #
"I hate it when those things fly out of my brain!" — Mrs L., our calculus teacher, actually referring to random mistakes. #
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. #
The question isn't what are we going to do today, it's what aren't we going to do today — Ferris Bueler'S Day Off #
Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do. #
"I have got two daughters and both are girls." — Teacher telling his students about his family. #
"Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it." — Truman Capote #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-07-23

admin — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 09:02:00 +0000

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. — Albert Einstein #
After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm. — Diane Ackerman #
Barach's Rule: An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician. #
"I tend not to breathe very much when it's this cold." — Paul #
"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?" — Steven Wright #
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." — Anonymous #
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"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken." — Benjamin Disraeli #
Life is the flower for which love is the honey. — Victor Hugo #
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. — Stephen Leacock #
My dear Tristan, to be an artist at all is like living in » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-07-23

Twitter Updates for 2010-07-22

admin — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 09:02:00 +0000

Yes! Evil rules! Good can suck it! Suck it, good! — Upright Citizens Brigade #
If life is just one big movie, who wrote the soundtrack? — Jason Freston #
Jay: "I wish I could get out of this test." Allan: "I wish I could set poeple on fire by looking at them." #
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. — F. M. Hubbard #
Probably the worst thing about having King Kong go rampid in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia. — Jack Handey #
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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats." — H. L. Mencken #
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This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But, it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. — » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-07-22