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Twitter Updates for 2010-09-01

admin — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:02:00 +0000

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. — Minna Antrim, "Naked Truth and Veiled Allusions" #
"Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." — Ralph Waldo Emerson #
"You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race." — George Bernard Shaw #
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. — Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers #
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. — Martin Luther King Jr. #
"All it was was pure evil hatred in plant form!" — Julie's response when asked how the hot pepper tasted. #
"Becca's head looks like a turnip. And I've known her for eight years." — Amanda #
"Stop being a poopoo head!" "I don't want to stop being a 'poopoo head' as you call it." — conversation between me and my girlfriend #
"Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you remember." — Oscar Levant #
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. — Winston Churchill #
– Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate. #
Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck. — Adolfo Guzman #
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. — Adlai Stevenson #
"We'll cross out that bridge when we come back to it later." #
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. — Abraham Lincoln #
Debate politics with a fern. If you lose, refuse to water it. #
Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority. Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved. #
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. — Mark Twain #
"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." — Einstein #
Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music — Rossini #
I've decided, I'm going to feed every little addiction and silently go mad 'cause right now my writing sucks — Zaffel #
In the staircase of life, Art is the only stair that doesn't creak. — Tom Robbins #
Your fortune stateth: You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess. #
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. — Bill Maher #
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. — Anonymous #
"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon" — heard from a frat brother #
There's your Karma ripe as peaches. — Jack Kerouac #
Your fortune stateth: Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance. #
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. — Stephen Fry #
Your fortune stateth: You have a truly strong individuality. #
Your fortune stateth: You will never know hunger. #
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. — Tom Clancy #
"Good man, cheap!" — Serdar when describing virtually anything he buys, such as "Good paper towels man, cheap!" #
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance. #
The wicked are always suprised to find that the good can be clever. — Marquis de Vauvenargues, "Reflexions et Maximes" #
Your fortune stateth: You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled. #
Nobody ever called Pablo Picasso an asshole — Jonathan Richman #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-31

admin — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:02:00 +0000

I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake. — D. H. Lawrence #
There are no differences, but differences of degree,between degrees of difference and no difference. — William Henry James #
"The believer is happy; the doubter is wise." — Hungarian proverb #
"Don't confuse the water with the pump." — Tom Wolfe #
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold. — Bob Marley #
"To err is human. To forgive is not our policy." – MIT Assassins' Guild #
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." — attributed to Albert Einstein #
Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? — Michael Meissner #
To add insult to injury. — Phaedrus #
"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk" — John Huston #
I want to die in my sleep like my friend…. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. — Seen on a bumper sticker #
Nothing lasts forever. Where do I find nothing? #
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. — Weisert #
Your fortune stateth: "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." — Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" #
Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination. — Edward Abbey #
kids — Use "children," unless you are talking about goats. — The Associated Press Stylebook #
"By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property." — Voltaire #
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." — Seen on a bumper sticker #
"I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last." — Elvis Costello #
"I made dinner… ow, ow, OW!" — Emily, being stupid #
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity — the rest is overhead for the operating system. #
PREROGATIVE, n. A sovereign's right to do wrong. — Ambrose Bierce #
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. — Oscar Wilde #
Am I not talking right? — Bob Trahon (the boss) #
"Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them all." — Henry David Thoreau #
I know they were just kids…but man we beat the fuck out of them! — Dogma #
Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience. #
Garbage In — Gospel Out. #
"Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!" — Nietzsche #
"To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state." — Goethe #
Don't put off for tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. #
"I drink to make other people interesting." — George Jean Nathan #
…the first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. — Sigmund Freud #
When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will. #
All change is a miracle to contemplate; but it is a miracle which is taking place every instant. — Henry David Thoreau #
"The last time I took attendance and everyone was here, I had a heart attack and keeled over." — Mr. Gmitter #
A guilty conscience is the mother of invention. — Carolyn Wells #
I just feel that I'm in tune with the right vibrations in the universe when I'm in the process of working. — Louise Nevelson #
Your fortune stateth: You will always have good luck in your personal affairs. #
Your fortune stateth: Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there. #
The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used. — Herbert von Fritzlar #
Oppernockity tunes but once. #
"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." — Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy #
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. #
"The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey." — Woody Allen #
"Real Men are NOT afraid to say: 'Fuck OFF, you're Not my type.'" — Drieux #
The trouble with a kitten is that When it grows up, it's always a cat — Ogden Nash. #
I think I'm invisible now. Can you guys see me? — Laura, after quite a bit of wine. #
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going. — Anonymous #
"The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free." — Henry David Thoreau #
Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
Your fortune stateth: Do not overtax your powers. #
This here is the man behind the man behind the man! — Trent, #
Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work. #
"By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property." — Voltaire #
She's genuinely bogus. #
Ed: Mrphaa grrh mwah tagwa Matt: What did you say? I don't think that's English. Ed: No, I was speaking 'Spoon'. — Ed, while eating. #
But I don't usually dance like this! — My response to "I think i'm falling in love with you." #
Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around. — Anonymous #
In order to draw a limit to thinking, we should have to think both sides of this limit. — Ludwig Wittgenstein #
"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere." — G.K. Chesterton #
I've just discovered this thing called daylight. — a HotWired sysadmin, a few days after quitting. #
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. — Elbert Hubbard #
"The universe is in our hands. Don't sneeze!" — Gina Ottenstein, a.k.a hippiechick #
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else — unless it is an enemy. — A. Einstein #
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. — E. B. White #
"The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far-reaching consequence of submission to authority." — Stanley Milgram #
Events are not affected, they develop. — Sri Aurobindo #
"I think, therefore I'm single." — Female philosopher #
Cave Guide: And this mound of bat guano is over 200 years old! My Wife: Where does bat guano come from? #
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. — Bohr #
The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us. #
Cheese is the essence of the mind. –Rando #
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. — George Bernard Shaw #
Do not underestimate the power of the Force. #
"But that's no reason to put acid in a man's pants." — excerpted from "Dressed up for Murder" by Gary Brandner #
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together — Herbert Prochnow #
"One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious." — Chateaubriand #
"Do you realize how many children suffer when they get noodles up their noses? Ramen! It's dangerous." — Tab #
No no, that's MEAN. — 15 year old Sharie, upon hearing someone insult someone else. #
I'm not offering myself as an example; every life evolves by its own laws. #
"The Jews and Arabs should sit down and settle their differences like good Christians." — Warren Austin – US Politician and diplomat #
"There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it." — George Bernard Shaw #
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. — Aldous Huxley #
"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty." — George Bernard Shaw #
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. — Groucho Marx #
Be careful, there are people who're going to kidnap you on chat lines. — Mrs. Rascoe, computers teacher #
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. — Elbert Hubbard #
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. — Diane Ackerman #
Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side. #
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. #
Beth: Do you have any old clothes you want to sell in our yard sale? Jennifer: No…my mom gave all my old clothes to the stupid needy! #
Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile…initially scared me to death. — Betty Bender #
"I said I _liked_ being half-educated; you were so much more _surprised_ at everything when you were ignorant." — Gerald Durrell #
The artist can know all the technique in the world, but if he feels nothing, it will mean nothing. — Chen Chi #
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him. #
Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it. #
Mistakes are the portals for discovery. — James Joyce #
The proof of the pudding is in the eating. — Miguel de Cervantes #
You are all you will ever have for certain. — June Havoc #
The only thing that makes me believe in UFOs is that, sometimes I lose stuff. — Jack Handey #
Put in on the heater. — Doug's solution to everything. #
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." — Tom Clancy #
"The fish was divided into three equal halves." — Mr.Ameenullah, Chemistry teacher at Karachi Grammar School #
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. — Imelda Marcos #
I wonder how many lentils i've ever eaten? — Neil #
"A chic type, a rough type, an odd type — but never a stereotype." — Jean-Michel Jarre #
There are many events in the womb of time which will be delivered — Lago, "Othello" #
'Macintosh – We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.' #
"Always look to the fences. That's where they accumulate." — Jeff F., referring to leaves in the fall. #
"It's interesting to live when you are angry." — Yevgeny Yevtushenko #
"No matter how hard you try, there is always going to be someone more underground than you." — Robert Fulford #
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. — Woody Allen, "Without Feathers" #
Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio. #
"It is better to burn out then fade away " — Neil Young #
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't. #
A song in time is worth a dime. #
It is hotter than the Hinges of He**! — Kimberly Warzelha, who also says: If you do not get this you are more lost than I am! #
"He no play-a da game. He no make-a da rules!" — Earl Butz – US Politician referring to the pope's strictures against contraception #
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. — Totie Fields #
Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless. #
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." — Aldous Huxley #
"That girl's so skinny, she'd have to stand up twice to make a shadow!" — Jean Williams, about a co-worker. #
"Wait a minute, I've gotta zip up!" — Aurora-Christine, while rolling around in the driveway in a sleeping bag. #
Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others. — Anonymous #
SELF-EVIDENT, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else. — Ambrose Bierce #
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." — Henry Louis Mencken #
"I would have made a good Pope. " — Richard Nixon, U.S. President #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-31

admin — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:02:00 +0000

I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake. — D. H. Lawrence #
There are no differences, but differences of degree,between degrees of difference and no difference. — William Henry James #
"The believer is happy; the doubter is wise." — Hungarian proverb #
"Don't confuse the water with the pump." — Tom Wolfe #
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold. — Bob Marley #
"To err is human. To forgive is not our policy." – MIT Assassins' Guild #
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." — attributed to Albert Einstein #
Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? — Michael Meissner #
To add insult to injury. — Phaedrus #
"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk" — John Huston #
I want to die in my sleep like my friend…. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. — Seen on a bumper sticker #
Nothing lasts forever. Where do I find nothing? #
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. — Weisert #
Your fortune stateth: "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." — Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" #
Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination. — Edward Abbey #
kids — Use "children," unless you are talking about goats. — The Associated Press Stylebook #
"By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property." — Voltaire #
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." — Seen on a bumper sticker #
"I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last." — Elvis Costello #
"I made dinner… ow, ow, OW!" — Emily, being stupid #
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity — the rest is overhead for the operating system. #
PREROGATIVE, n. A sovereign's right to do wrong. — Ambrose Bierce #
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. — Oscar Wilde #
Am I not talking right? — Bob Trahon (the boss) #
"Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them all." — Henry David Thoreau #
I know they were just kids…but man we beat the fuck out of them! — Dogma #
Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience. #
Garbage In — Gospel Out. #
"Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!" — Nietzsche #
"To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state." — Goethe #
Don't put off for tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. #
"I drink to make other people interesting." — George Jean Nathan #
…the first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. — Sigmund Freud #
When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will. #
All change is a miracle to contemplate; but it is a miracle which is taking place every instant. — Henry David Thoreau #
"The last time I took attendance and everyone was here, I had a heart attack and keeled over." — Mr. Gmitter #
A guilty conscience is the mother of invention. — Carolyn Wells #
I just feel that I'm in tune with the right vibrations in the universe when I'm in the process of working. — Louise Nevelson #
Your fortune stateth: You will always have good luck in your personal affairs. #
Your fortune stateth: Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there. #
The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used. — Herbert von Fritzlar #
Oppernockity tunes but once. #
"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." — Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy #
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. #
"The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey." — Woody Allen #
"Real Men are NOT afraid to say: 'Fuck OFF, you're Not my type.'" — Drieux #
The trouble with a kitten is that When it grows up, it's always a cat — Ogden Nash. #
I think I'm invisible now. Can you guys see me? — Laura, after quite a bit of wine. #
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going. — Anonymous #
"The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free." — Henry David Thoreau #
Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
Your fortune stateth: Do not overtax your powers. #
This here is the man behind the man behind the man! — Trent, #
Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work. #
"By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property." — Voltaire #
She's genuinely bogus. #
Ed: Mrphaa grrh mwah tagwa Matt: What did you say? I don't think that's English. Ed: No, I was speaking 'Spoon'. — Ed, while eating. #
But I don't usually dance like this! — My response to "I think i'm falling in love with you." #
Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around. — Anonymous #
In order to draw a limit to thinking, we should have to think both sides of this limit. — Ludwig Wittgenstein #
"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere." — G.K. Chesterton #
I've just discovered this thing called daylight. — a HotWired sysadmin, a few days after quitting. #
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. — Elbert Hubbard #
"The universe is in our hands. Don't sneeze!" — Gina Ottenstein, a.k.a hippiechick #
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else — unless it is an enemy. — A. Einstein #
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. — E. B. White #
"The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far-reaching consequence of submission to authority." — Stanley Milgram #
Events are not affected, they develop. — Sri Aurobindo #
"I think, therefore I'm single." — Female philosopher #
Cave Guide: And this mound of bat guano is over 200 years old! My Wife: Where does bat guano come from? #
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. — Bohr #
The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us. #
Cheese is the essence of the mind. –Rando #
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. — George Bernard Shaw #
Do not underestimate the power of the Force. #
"But that's no reason to put acid in a man's pants." — excerpted from "Dressed up for Murder" by Gary Brandner #
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together — Herbert Prochnow #
"One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious." — Chateaubriand #
"Do you realize how many children suffer when they get noodles up their noses? Ramen! It's dangerous." — Tab #
No no, that's MEAN. — 15 year old Sharie, upon hearing someone insult someone else. #
I'm not offering myself as an example; every life evolves by its own laws. #
"The Jews and Arabs should sit down and settle their differences like good Christians." — Warren Austin – US Politician and diplomat #
"There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it." — George Bernard Shaw #
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. — Aldous Huxley #
"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty." — George Bernard Shaw #
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. — Groucho Marx #
Be careful, there are people who're going to kidnap you on chat lines. — Mrs. Rascoe, computers teacher #
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. — Elbert Hubbard #
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. — Diane Ackerman #
Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side. #
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. #
Beth: Do you have any old clothes you want to sell in our yard sale? Jennifer: No…my mom gave all my old clothes to the stupid needy! #
Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile…initially scared me to death. — Betty Bender #
"I said I _liked_ being half-educated; you were so much more _surprised_ at everything when you were ignorant." — Gerald Durrell #
The artist can know all the technique in the world, but if he feels nothing, it will mean nothing. — Chen Chi #
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him. #
Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it. #
Mistakes are the portals for discovery. — James Joyce #
The proof of the pudding is in the eating. — Miguel de Cervantes #
You are all you will ever have for certain. — June Havoc #
The only thing that makes me believe in UFOs is that, sometimes I lose stuff. — Jack Handey #
Put in on the heater. — Doug's solution to everything. #
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." — Tom Clancy #
"The fish was divided into three equal halves." — Mr.Ameenullah, Chemistry teacher at Karachi Grammar School #
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. — Imelda Marcos #
I wonder how many lentils i've ever eaten? — Neil #
"A chic type, a rough type, an odd type — but never a stereotype." — Jean-Michel Jarre #
There are many events in the womb of time which will be delivered — Lago, "Othello" #
'Macintosh – We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.' #
"Always look to the fences. That's where they accumulate." — Jeff F., referring to leaves in the fall. #
"It's interesting to live when you are angry." — Yevgeny Yevtushenko #
"No matter how hard you try, there is always going to be someone more underground than you." — Robert Fulford #
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. — Woody Allen, "Without Feathers" #
Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio. #
"It is better to burn out then fade away " — Neil Young #
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't. #
A song in time is worth a dime. #
It is hotter than the Hinges of He**! — Kimberly Warzelha, who also says: If you do not get this you are more lost than I am! #
"He no play-a da game. He no make-a da rules!" — Earl Butz – US Politician referring to the pope's strictures against contraception #
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. — Totie Fields #
Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless. #
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." — Aldous Huxley #
"That girl's so skinny, she'd have to stand up twice to make a shadow!" — Jean Williams, about a co-worker. #
"Wait a minute, I've gotta zip up!" — Aurora-Christine, while rolling around in the driveway in a sleeping bag. #
Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others. — Anonymous #
SELF-EVIDENT, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else. — Ambrose Bierce #
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." — Henry Louis Mencken #
"I would have made a good Pope. " — Richard Nixon, U.S. President #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-30

admin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 09:02:00 +0000

"It wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't screwed up like that" — Sam #
You think a things impossible, then the sun refused to shine." — Dave Matthews #
"Is there life before death?" — Belfast Graffito #
ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgement of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth. — Ambrose Bierce #
One good turn usually gets most of the blanket. #
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. #
It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure. — Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) #
Your fortune stateth: You love your home and want it to be beautiful. #
There is always something new out of Africa. — Gaius Plinius Secundus #
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. #
The sword of truth is just another weapon. — Nomeansno (The Tower) #
If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a conclusion. — William Baumol #
When the day is gone, so are my shoes. — J. Guess (The last name is real.) #
"Squeeze Cheez is so a food group!" — Dani #
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. — Joan Borysenko #
What makes the Universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with. #
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. — Mark Twain #
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace. — John Mason Brown, drama critic #
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. — Naguib Mahfouz #
If it's not one thing, it's a BUNCH of things. #
The early worm gets the bird. #
"Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to." — Douglas Adams #
"Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated." — M. C. Reed #
"No affectation of peculiarity can conceal a commonplace mind." — William Somerset Maugham #
"To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state." — Goethe #
Famous last words: #
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. — Henry Ford #
"Do you remember the first line of 'I feel pretty'?" "I feel pretty ugly" — my wife #
"Puritanism — The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." — H. L. Mencken #
To see only what is there is to be as blind as the night. — Annalyn Joie Tran #
"A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures." — Daniel Webster #
"Language is a virus from outer space." — William S. Burroughs #
What is a magician but a practising theorist? — Obi-Wan Kenobi #
Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session. #
Your fortune stateth: You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates. #
"WHAT is that noise?" — The response to the phone ringing at the Issaquah Crown Books store. #
So, she's a dog. — Peter Venkman #
"The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness." — Max Eastman #
"Any synopsis of a good book is a stupid synopsis." — Michel Eyquem de Montaigne #
Your fortune stateth: So you're back… about time… #
" I feel like Julia Roberts, only with out that hole prostitute thing" — Shes All That #
"Life may have no meaning — or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove." #
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquesting faith. I consider the capacity for it terrifying. — Kurt Vonnegut #
The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. — Robert M. Pirsig #
The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness. — Wittgenstein. #
My English teacher threatened to spank me again today. — Felicia #
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. — Gore Vidal #
Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking. — Anonymous #
Only two things in life are certain, death and that twinkies will out last you. — Mark Franklin #
"… all the modern inconveniences …" — Mark Twain #
A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first. #
"Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison." — Henry David Thoreau #
I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. — Clarence Darrow #
Support the Girl Scouts! (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!) #
"There's a technological breakthrough on your left elbow" — Ellie (Don't ask.) #
"If something tastes bad and you don't eat it, would it taste better if you did?" — Andy #
"Oink oink" [A few seconds pass.] "That's not the sound a dolphin makes, is it?" — E. to a dolphin at Seaworld #
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom. #
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater. #
The proof in the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it; they also believed the world was flat. — Mark Twain #
Mount St. Helens should have used earth control. #
Double! #
Better dead than mellow. #
A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity. #
The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses. #
Ninety percent of everything is crap. — Theodore Sturgeon #
I'm bewildered, yo! — Jessica, responding to a comment on her blonde hair. #
"Wow…cafeteria Nirvana…" — Michelle Zalas, staring at a multicolored lasagna #
Jen: "I smell like garlic." Bri: "Maybe you're possessed by an evil spirit." Jen: "If all it does is smell like garlic, that's fine by me." #
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. — Anthony Burgess #
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? — Clarence Darrow #
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime. #
"In my dreams, I'm a viking!" — Nelson #
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them? #
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. — George Bernard Shaw #
I've had to guess at her, sewing her skin together as I sew mine, though with a different stitch. — Adrienne Rich #
"Squeeze Cheez is so a food group!" — Dani #
That's just typical! Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich. — Rick #
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. #
He insulted me! He called me cheif Piggum….oh wait now I get it ha ha ha! — Cheif Wiggum #
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. — Laurence J. Peter #
Good timber does not grow with ease. The stronger the wind the stronger the trees. — J. Willard Marriott #
Menu, n.: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of. #
History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history. — Clarence Darrow #
"I'm so embarrassed I could jump off the Entire State Building" — our secretary, after losing a phone call from a VIP #
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" — Robin Williams #
Noncombatant, n.: A dead Quaker. — Ambrose Bierce #
"Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool." — Bellamy Brooks #
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" — Woody Allen #
Your fortune stateth: You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed. #
"I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat leaves!" — Michael Rivero #
At the Bill of Rights subrtact the wrongs, theres no answer. Memorize and sing star spangled songs. — No F-X #
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. #
Your fortune stateth: You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is. #
Your fortune stateth: You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat. #
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. — Anonymous #
"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." — Winston Churchill, On formal declarations of war #
"If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!" — "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920) #
"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written, that is all." — Oscar Wilde #
Jimmy: "I'm too drunk to drive." Mike: "I am too." Jimmy: "Rock paper scissors; loser drives." #
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. — Pearl Bailey #
"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can." — Danny Kaye #
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. — Salvor Hardin #
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry. #
"The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to." — Terry Pratchett, _Small Gods_ #
The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. — German Proverb #
Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
Hatred is a feeling which leads to the extinction of values — Jose Ortega y Gasset #
Perhaps the purpose of categorical algebra is to show that which is trivial, is trivially trivial. — Anonymous #
Well behaved women rarely make history. — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich #
Every solution breeds new problems. #
It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark. #
This is NOT a repeat. #
Your fortune stateth: Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health. #
A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny. #
I'm not afraid of death because I don't believe in it. It's just getting out of one car, and into another. — John Lennon #
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house. — Usenet Signature #
Down with categorical imperative! #
Fats Loves Madelyn. #
"Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall." — David Chambless #
"It is better to burn out then fade away " — Neil Young #
An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths. — Karl Kraus #
Olmstead's Law: After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done. #
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. — Buddha #
Everything you know is wrong! #
She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. — Mark Twain #
"Mmmmm… pie…." — Tomas Terfloth and Devin Martyniuk, in every math class for two years, every time that 'pi' was written or said. #
Forest fires cause Smokey Bears. #
A snake lurks in the grass. — Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil) #
How good would it be to pick up girls when they're already naked? — Overheard in Carmichael dining hall, Tufts University. #
"Becca's head looks like a turnip. And I've known her for eight years." — Amanda #
If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it. #
The style is the man. — Georges Buffon #
Bureaucrat, n.: A politician who has tenure. #
"A lady is always grateful for a sincere compliment, so long as you don't try to knock her down with it." — Mark Twain #
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring — they applaud. #
Medical malpractice New York – What You Need to Know http://goo.gl/fb/OmL7A #
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Gifts for Bridesmaids launches new website and extends products range http://goo.gl/fb/VkvT9 #
How to Avoid Medical Malpractice NYC Efficiently http://goo.gl/fb/BB0vA #
What You Need to Consider While Filing a Medical Malpractice New York Lawsuit http://goo.gl/fb/GRZvb #
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. — Dr. Karl Menninger #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-30

admin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 09:02:00 +0000

"It wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't screwed up like that" — Sam #
You think a things impossible, then the sun refused to shine." — Dave Matthews #
"Is there life before death?" — Belfast Graffito #
ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgement of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth. — Ambrose Bierce #
One good turn usually gets most of the blanket. #
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. #
It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure. — Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) #
Your fortune stateth: You love your home and want it to be beautiful. #
There is always something new out of Africa. — Gaius Plinius Secundus #
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. #
The sword of truth is just another weapon. — Nomeansno (The Tower) #
If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a conclusion. — William Baumol #
When the day is gone, so are my shoes. — J. Guess (The last name is real.) #
"Squeeze Cheez is so a food group!" — Dani #
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. — Joan Borysenko #
What makes the Universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with. #
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. — Mark Twain #
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace. — John Mason Brown, drama critic #
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. — Naguib Mahfouz #
If it's not one thing, it's a BUNCH of things. #
The early worm gets the bird. #
"Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to." — Douglas Adams #
"Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated." — M. C. Reed #
"No affectation of peculiarity can conceal a commonplace mind." — William Somerset Maugham #
"To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state." — Goethe #
Famous last words: #
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. — Henry Ford #
"Do you remember the first line of 'I feel pretty'?" "I feel pretty ugly" — my wife #
"Puritanism — The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." — H. L. Mencken #
To see only what is there is to be as blind as the night. — Annalyn Joie Tran #
"A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures." — Daniel Webster #
"Language is a virus from outer space." — William S. Burroughs #
What is a magician but a practising theorist? — Obi-Wan Kenobi #
Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session. #
Your fortune stateth: You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates. #
"WHAT is that noise?" — The response to the phone ringing at the Issaquah Crown Books store. #
So, she's a dog. — Peter Venkman #
"The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness." — Max Eastman #
"Any synopsis of a good book is a stupid synopsis." — Michel Eyquem de Montaigne #
Your fortune stateth: So you're back… about time… #
" I feel like Julia Roberts, only with out that hole prostitute thing" — Shes All That #
"Life may have no meaning — or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove." #
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquesting faith. I consider the capacity for it terrifying. — Kurt Vonnegut #
The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. — Robert M. Pirsig #
The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness. — Wittgenstein. #
My English teacher threatened to spank me again today. — Felicia #
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. — Gore Vidal #
Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking. — Anonymous #
Only two things in life are certain, death and that twinkies will out last you. — Mark Franklin #
"… all the modern inconveniences …" — Mark Twain #
A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first. #
"Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison." — Henry David Thoreau #
I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. — Clarence Darrow #
Support the Girl Scouts! (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!) #
"There's a technological breakthrough on your left elbow" — Ellie (Don't ask.) #
"If something tastes bad and you don't eat it, would it taste better if you did?" — Andy #
"Oink oink" [A few seconds pass.] "That's not the sound a dolphin makes, is it?" — E. to a dolphin at Seaworld #
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom. #
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater. #
The proof in the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it; they also believed the world was flat. — Mark Twain #
Mount St. Helens should have used earth control. #
Double! #
Better dead than mellow. #
A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity. #
The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses. #
Ninety percent of everything is crap. — Theodore Sturgeon #
I'm bewildered, yo! — Jessica, responding to a comment on her blonde hair. #
"Wow…cafeteria Nirvana…" — Michelle Zalas, staring at a multicolored lasagna #
Jen: "I smell like garlic." Bri: "Maybe you're possessed by an evil spirit." Jen: "If all it does is smell like garlic, that's fine by me." #
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. — Anthony Burgess #
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? — Clarence Darrow #
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime. #
"In my dreams, I'm a viking!" — Nelson #
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them? #
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. — George Bernard Shaw #
I've had to guess at her, sewing her skin together as I sew mine, though with a different stitch. — Adrienne Rich #
"Squeeze Cheez is so a food group!" — Dani #
That's just typical! Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich. — Rick #
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. #
He insulted me! He called me cheif Piggum….oh wait now I get it ha ha ha! — Cheif Wiggum #
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. — Laurence J. Peter #
Good timber does not grow with ease. The stronger the wind the stronger the trees. — J. Willard Marriott #
Menu, n.: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of. #
History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history. — Clarence Darrow #
"I'm so embarrassed I could jump off the Entire State Building" — our secretary, after losing a phone call from a VIP #
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" — Robin Williams #
Noncombatant, n.: A dead Quaker. — Ambrose Bierce #
"Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool." — Bellamy Brooks #
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" — Woody Allen #
Your fortune stateth: You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed. #
"I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat leaves!" — Michael Rivero #
At the Bill of Rights subrtact the wrongs, theres no answer. Memorize and sing star spangled songs. — No F-X #
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. #
Your fortune stateth: You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is. #
Your fortune stateth: You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat. #
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. — Anonymous #
"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." — Winston Churchill, On formal declarations of war #
"If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!" — "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920) #
"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written, that is all." — Oscar Wilde #
Jimmy: "I'm too drunk to drive." Mike: "I am too." Jimmy: "Rock paper scissors; loser drives." #
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. — Pearl Bailey #
"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can." — Danny Kaye #
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. — Salvor Hardin #
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry. #
"The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to." — Terry Pratchett, _Small Gods_ #
The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. — German Proverb #
Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
Hatred is a feeling which leads to the extinction of values — Jose Ortega y Gasset #
Perhaps the purpose of categorical algebra is to show that which is trivial, is trivially trivial. — Anonymous #
Well behaved women rarely make history. — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich #
Every solution breeds new problems. #
It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark. #
This is NOT a repeat. #
Your fortune stateth: Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health. #
A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny. #
I'm not afraid of death because I don't believe in it. It's just getting out of one car, and into another. — John Lennon #
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house. — Usenet Signature #
Down with categorical imperative! #
Fats Loves Madelyn. #
"Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall." — David Chambless #
"It is better to burn out then fade away " — Neil Young #
An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths. — Karl Kraus #
Olmstead's Law: After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done. #
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. — Buddha #
Everything you know is wrong! #
She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. — Mark Twain #
"Mmmmm… pie…." — Tomas Terfloth and Devin Martyniuk, in every math class for two years, every time that 'pi' was written or said. #
Forest fires cause Smokey Bears. #
A snake lurks in the grass. — Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil) #
How good would it be to pick up girls when they're already naked? — Overheard in Carmichael dining hall, Tufts University. #
"Becca's head looks like a turnip. And I've known her for eight years." — Amanda #
If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it. #
The style is the man. — Georges Buffon #
Bureaucrat, n.: A politician who has tenure. #
"A lady is always grateful for a sincere compliment, so long as you don't try to knock her down with it." — Mark Twain #
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring — they applaud. #
Medical malpractice New York – What You Need to Know http://goo.gl/fb/OmL7A #
Sony Ericsson Spiro Cheap Deals on Contracts Mobile with Best Free Gifts Offers UK http://goo.gl/fb/Dn2BW #
Gifts for Bridesmaids launches new website and extends products range http://goo.gl/fb/VkvT9 #
How to Avoid Medical Malpractice NYC Efficiently http://goo.gl/fb/BB0vA #
What You Need to Consider While Filing a Medical Malpractice New York Lawsuit http://goo.gl/fb/GRZvb #
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. — Dr. Karl Menninger #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-29

admin — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:02:00 +0000

The worst part of valor is indiscretion. #
Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course. — George Bernard Shaw #
"Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones." — Charles Caleb Colton #
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. #
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. — Sean O'Casey #
Don't try to drive the homeless into places we find suitable. Help them survive in places they find suitable. — Daniel Quinn #
If life is a stage, I want some better lighting. #
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. — Kurt Vonnegut #
Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand. — Spinoza #
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." — Jack Handy #
"It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue." — Voltaire #
"Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food." — Anonymous #
Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever. — Anonymous #
Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish. — Ovid #
Commitment, n.: Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, the pig was committed. #
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over. — Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words #
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. — Frank Zappa #
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. #
Love comes in at the eye. — W.B. Yeats #
Don't speak unless you can improve upon the silence — Spanish Proverb #
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. #
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist—" — John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 #
A crow perched himself on a telephone wire. He was going to make a long-distance caw. #
Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? #
Your fortune stateth: Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you. #
Have a nice day! #
"No, Groucho is not my real name. I'm breaking it in for a friend." — Groucho Marx (Julius Marx) #
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. — Anonymous #
All is fear in love and war. #
Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies. — A T-Shirt #
I told you a million times, do not exaggerate. — Rik #
"Yeah! I scored a pickle!!!" — Julie J. when Jen let her have the pickle garnish. #
If people get tired of worshiping all those futile-seeming religions about "good" and "bad", they should worship entropy. — Paul #
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon. #
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. — Jack Handey #
(1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes. #
"Half of the church is watching the other half watch the priest; the other half is just asleep" — Joe Ely Carrales, III #
Nothing is so often irretrievably missed as a daily opportunity. — Ebner-Eschenbach #
"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written, that is all." — Oscar Wilde #
"He bit me!!" — after the guy behind me in german class bit my ear #
David Bowie was much better when he was gay. — Ginny Lensing #
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. — Goethe #
I am interested in ideas, not merely in visual products. — Marcel Duchamp #
I do it for the joy it brings, cause I'm a joyful girl. Cause the world owes us nothing, we owe each other the world. — Ani Difranco #
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. " — John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 #
"I'm STILL a beaver!" — The Girl Whose Name Dare Not Be Spoken (a.k.a. Sherry) #
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time. — E. B. White #
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV." #
Benji: (Really LOUD) "I LOVE subtlety!" Heather: "Okay, just shout that out why don't you?" #
"What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question." — Bob Goldthwait #
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive! — Samuel Goldwyn #
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. — Samuel Paterson #
"If I had a knife, I'd shoot you!" — Tom Mullan's wife, in a heated argument. #
"Against the Word the unstilled world still whirled About the center of the silent Word." — T.S. Eliot #
"Yes, I'll go to formal with you." –Cherie Penner, before being asked. #
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. #
So what do you call a person who hates bigots, anyway? A bigger bigot? I just don't get it, I guess. — Jesse J. #
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. — George Bernard Shaw #
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love and something to hope for. — Joseph Addison #
"I saw a sign: 'Rest Area 25 Miles.' That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired." — Steven Wright #
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. — Victor Borge #
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon. #
"Why am I looking up 'Hampshire'? I should be looking for 'New'…." — Paul #
"To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody." — Quentin Crisp #
"At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded." — Ludwig Wittgenstein #
Chicago, n.: Where the dead still vote … early and often! #
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." — attributed to Albert Einstein #
Rotten wood cannot be carved. — Confucius, "Analects", Book 5, Ch. 9 #
"I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress." — Jane Siberry #
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. — Sir Richard Francis Burton #
We're on a mission from God — The Blues Brothers #
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. — Anonymous #
If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous. #
Depression is like a constipated rhino sitting on your chest. — Rob Anderson, "The Black Book" #
"A small town is a place where there's no place to go where you shouldn't." — Burt Bacharach #
Hedonist for hire… no job too easy! #
What we need is hatred. From it our ideas are born. — Jean Genet , "The Blacks" #
There's no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day — Alexander Woolcott #
Coffee: creative lighter fluid. — Floyd Maxwell #
"Don't think he's interested anymore, but … Nothing like indifference to rouse my interest." — Julie #
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first. — Anonymous #
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. — Lao Tzu #
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" — W. C. Fields #
"A dollar saved is a quarter earned." — John Ciardi #
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. #
When living life becomes a chore, you should think about those who are grounded to their graves. — Santiago #
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. — Buddha #
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you — Lao-Tzu #
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. — Virginia Woolf #
When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop. #
"Did I just inhale, or exhale?" — D., under conditions of smoke-induced confusion. #
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming. — J. P. McEvoy #
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense" #
The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy. — Anonymous #
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. — Mark Twain #
I think, therefore I am… I think. #
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is. #
"I don't think death is that good for anybody." — Jake #
"USENET is William Shatner and George Bush trading places after being hit by lightning." — James 'Kibo' Parry #
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?" — Albert Einstein #
Your fortune stateth: Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life. #
"I appreciate other cultures!! I go to Taco Bell at least three times a week!" — Jenny L. #
"In California they don't throw their garbage away — they make it into television shows." — Woody Allen, "Annie Hall' #
When you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal. #
"You can't carry that. You haven't sniffed it yet." — Ellie's Dad #
"I must be getting old, I understood what Bob Dylan was saying." — Jimmy #
Just give Alice some pencils and she will stay busy for hours. #
You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks of youth in her bloomers. — Anonymous #
OZMOSIS: The inability of one's job to live up to one's self-image. — Douglas Coupland #
"Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man." — Leon Trotsky #
"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." — Woody Allen #
If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be fertilizing it. #
DIARY, n. A daily record of that part of one's life, which he can relate to himself without blushing. — Ambrose Bierce #
It is the business of the future to be dangerous. — Hawkwind #
Your fortune stateth: Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town. #
We'll cross that bridge when we come back to it later. #
LEARNING, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious. — Ambrose Bierce #
Nothing is so often irretrievably missed as a daily opportunity. — Ebner-Eschenbach #
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. #
"To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave a philosophy." — William Ralph Inge #
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back. #
"I have Muppet feet!" –Paul B. #
If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it will always do it. — Les Aspin, D., Wisconsin #
A dollar saved is a quarter earned. — John Ciardi #
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing. — R. Geis #
Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight. — Andy Warhol #
"But you shall not escape my iambics." — Gaius Valerius Catullus #
Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. — Norman Douglas #
Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly. #
"That stuff could gag a maggot, but I'd still eat it if it had chocolate sauce on it." — This other crazy bum #
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. — Will Rogers #
"I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense." — Harold S. Kushner #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-28

admin — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:02:00 +0000

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop. — Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary #
Cigarettes cause death — On packs in Europe #
"Got any candy?" "No." "Got any weed?" "No." — Dialogue between trick-or treating kids and friends on Halloween, 1996. #
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. — Albert Einstein #
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps." — Emo Philips #
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance. #
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't. #
Kindness is just about the best you can do. — Charles Bukowski #
If law school is so hard to get through… how come there are so many lawyers? — Calvin Trillin #
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. — Bob Edwards #
Naeser's Law: You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof. #
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. — Adolf Hitler #
"Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.' — Ralph Waldo Emerson #
"Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking." — Jerome Lettvin #
So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time, for the last time. — Lone Starr, Spaceballs #
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace. — John Mason Brown, drama critic #
I'm not in a coma, I'm just bored! — Gregory Moore #
It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust in ideas, and not in circumstances. — Emerson #
Most general statements are false, including this one. — Alexander Dumas #
Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies. — A T-Shirt #
I'm running out of everything now. Out of veins, out of money. — William S. Burroughs #
"Careful with fire" is good advise we know. "Careful with words" is ten times doubly so. — William Carleton #
"Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want things that nobody else wants." — Andy Warhol #
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain — and most fools do." — Dale Carnegie #
Your fortune stateth: You love peace. #
"That hole looks big enough for a microbe!" — Brian, shaking milk carton upside-down. #
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. — Sherlock Holmes, "The Sign of Four" #
I want to die in my sleep like my friend…. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. — Seen on a bumper sticker #
"If I was a respect I wouldn't be so negatively!" — 7 year old Tracey trying very hard to use big words. #
"Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex." — Ellyn Mustard #
Your fortune stateth: You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. #
Once I saw someone I thought was me, but then I realized she just looked like me. — Aviry #
"The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult, and left untried." — Gilbert Keith Chesterton #
The conquer'd, also, and enslaved by war, Shall, with their freedom lost, all virtue lose. — John Milton #
"Do you realize how many children suffer when they get noodles up their noses? Ramen! It's dangerous." — Tab #
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. — General Douglas MacArthur #
Happiness is the overcoming of not unknown obstacles toward a known goal. — Anonymous #
Heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force. #
"Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal." — Lionel Trilling #
Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. — Golda Meir #
"I have Muppet feet!" –Paul B. #
"We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby." — W. Somerset Maugham #
Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. — Russian Proverb #
Oh dear. This calls for a very special blend of psychology … and EXTREME VIOLENCE! — Vyvian, "The Young Ones: Bambi" #
"You can best serve civilization by being against what usually passes for it." — Wendell Berry #
People usually get what's coming to them … unless it's been mailed. #
Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! — Anonymous #
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. — Samuel Goldwyn #
Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed. #
I hit him to get his attention. I shot him to calm him down I killed him to reason with him. — Henry Rollins #
Oops! — Rae, after almost flipping her car and crashing into my car at the same time, nearly killing our whole team. #
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. — Martin Luther King Jr. #
"External reality is sort of an affectation of the nervous system." — Jaron Lanier #
There is more to life than increasing its speed. — Gandhi #
"All I wanted was a lizard." — Mike #
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." — attributed to Albert Einstein #
'Cool out man! You're freaking my groove.' — the only English one Russian knew. #
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards. — Aldous Huxley #
"Every age and generation must be as free to act for itself, in all cases, as the ages and generations which preceeded it." — Thomas Paine #
QUOTATION, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words erroneously repeated. — Ambrose Bierce #
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. — Anonymous #
He who can does – he who cannot, teaches. — George Bernard Shaw #
"I'm a paradox! I'm Irish and allergic to alcohol." — Jamie A. #
Your fortune stateth: Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree. #
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. — Pancho Villa #
"Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at." #
Laura: I smell like an onion bagel. Becky: No you don't. Laura: Yes I do. Becky: It seems to be more garlic-y. #
Your fortune stateth: Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it. #
Force it!!! If it breaks, well, it wasn't working anyway… No, don't force it, get a bigger hammer. #
May you live in uninteresting times. — Chinese proverb #
Live simply that other may simply live. — Gandhi #
Karen: "You talk so much!" Jackie: "I have so much to say!" #
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. — Typewriting exercise #
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. — T. S. Eliot #
Anarchy is capitalist. — Hot Topic Sucks #
Kilroe hic erat! #
"Lorena Bobbit only did what men do to each other all the time. She showed some jerk she meant business." — Selena #
The purest and most thoughtful minds are those which love colour the most. — John Ruskin #
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. #
Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile…initially scared me to death. — Betty Bender #
Love is friendship set on fire. — French Proverb #
An apple a day makes 365 apples a year. #
It's not that I'm inflexible … it's just that I'm extremely rigid — Lt. Col Fred Strain, to a general #
"Hey! Where you twos's goin'?" — security guard #
"Fascism in America will attempt to advance under the banner of Americanism and anti-Fascism." — Georgi Dimitrov #
"And now I've gotta wipe my nose, I'm getting so excited." — TJ #
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. #
"Look at my feet. Does it look like they're throbbing with pain?" — Jess R. #
The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad — get even. #
CONTEMPT, n. The feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed. — Ambrose Bierce #
Last night, I dreamt somebody loved me. No hope, No harm, just another false alarm. — The Smiths #
"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself." — attributed to Albert Einstein #
"Bacon?" — My friend Mark's standard greeting when answering the phone at someone else's house. #
"The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it." — P. B. Medawar #
"Anything too stupid to be said, is sung." — Voltaire #
Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done. — Elizabeth Warnock Fernea, "A View of the Nile" #
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. — Mme de Stael #
Your fortune stateth: A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you. #
I stayed up one night playing poker with Tarot cards. When I got a full house, 4 people died. — Steven Wright #
"The right to revolt has sources deep in our history." — Supreme Court Justice William Orville Douglas #
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." — Isadora Duncan #
November, n.: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts #
Perfection does not exists – only the evolution towards it. — Motto, Ferrari Formula One (1975-6) #
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. — Douglas Adams #
You know, if stupidity was a river, you would be… a really big river. — Tomas Terfloth #
Truth will be out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.) #
Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen. #
"My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating." — Ashleigh Brilliant #
Cheaper Than Ever Blackberry Phones http://goo.gl/fb/ezlMi #
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Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 Contract Deals Unique and Stylish http://goo.gl/fb/LqDNc #
I often think the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day. — Vincent van Gogh #
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. — Anonymous #
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. — Walter Bagehot, "Biographical Studies" #
Two wrongs are only the beginning. — Kohn #
Whenever I'm stoned, I always seem to talk with my mouth. — Jenn, stoned, meaning to explain that she always seems to talk with her hands. #
The most I ever did for you was to outlive you. But that is much. — Edna St. Vincent Millay #
Anyone in a free society where the laws are unjust has an obligation to break the law. — Henry David Thoreau #
REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion. — Ambrose Bierce #
"There is a ham here and I am stabbing it repeatedly." — Roxie (while talking on the phone to Aviry) #
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days. #
Logbook loans money on wheels http://goo.gl/fb/nBTdD #
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Payday loans Emergency can not stir you http://goo.gl/fb/wQi4X #
This doesn't smell like dirt! It smells like my Grover book! — Jake, after inhaling one of Crayola's new scented crayons. #
"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned." #
If you want happiness for a lifetime – help the next generation. — Chinese Proverb #
"Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." — Frank Zappa #
"People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense." — Ken Kesey #
I prefer to think of fashion as a verb. — Jean Muir #
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. — Anonymous #
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. — Imelda Marcos #
"Do you happen to have a stomach pump with you?" — a diner at McDonald's #
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to lay down on his back and float in it, then you have something. — Joe E. Brown #
Remember that you are unique, just like everyone else. #
What's all this brouhaha? #
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? #
Life without love is meaningless and goodness without love is impossible. — Greg Jurkiewicz, "The Neo-Reconstructionist Manifesto" #
If you know the answer to a question, don't ask. — Petersen Nesbit #
We would never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world. — Hellen Keller #
Stamp out philately. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-28

admin — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:02:00 +0000

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop. — Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary #
Cigarettes cause death — On packs in Europe #
"Got any candy?" "No." "Got any weed?" "No." — Dialogue between trick-or treating kids and friends on Halloween, 1996. #
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. — Albert Einstein #
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps." — Emo Philips #
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance. #
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't. #
Kindness is just about the best you can do. — Charles Bukowski #
If law school is so hard to get through… how come there are so many lawyers? — Calvin Trillin #
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. — Bob Edwards #
Naeser's Law: You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof. #
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. — Adolf Hitler #
"Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.' — Ralph Waldo Emerson #
"Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking." — Jerome Lettvin #
So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time, for the last time. — Lone Starr, Spaceballs #
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace. — John Mason Brown, drama critic #
I'm not in a coma, I'm just bored! — Gregory Moore #
It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust in ideas, and not in circumstances. — Emerson #
Most general statements are false, including this one. — Alexander Dumas #
Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies. — A T-Shirt #
I'm running out of everything now. Out of veins, out of money. — William S. Burroughs #
"Careful with fire" is good advise we know. "Careful with words" is ten times doubly so. — William Carleton #
"Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want things that nobody else wants." — Andy Warhol #
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain — and most fools do." — Dale Carnegie #
Your fortune stateth: You love peace. #
"That hole looks big enough for a microbe!" — Brian, shaking milk carton upside-down. #
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. — Sherlock Holmes, "The Sign of Four" #
I want to die in my sleep like my friend…. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. — Seen on a bumper sticker #
"If I was a respect I wouldn't be so negatively!" — 7 year old Tracey trying very hard to use big words. #
"Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex." — Ellyn Mustard #
Your fortune stateth: You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. #
Once I saw someone I thought was me, but then I realized she just looked like me. — Aviry #
"The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult, and left untried." — Gilbert Keith Chesterton #
The conquer'd, also, and enslaved by war, Shall, with their freedom lost, all virtue lose. — John Milton #
"Do you realize how many children suffer when they get noodles up their noses? Ramen! It's dangerous." — Tab #
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. — General Douglas MacArthur #
Happiness is the overcoming of not unknown obstacles toward a known goal. — Anonymous #
Heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force. #
"Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal." — Lionel Trilling #
Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. — Golda Meir #
"I have Muppet feet!" –Paul B. #
"We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby." — W. Somerset Maugham #
Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. — Russian Proverb #
Oh dear. This calls for a very special blend of psychology … and EXTREME VIOLENCE! — Vyvian, "The Young Ones: Bambi" #
"You can best serve civilization by being against what usually passes for it." — Wendell Berry #
People usually get what's coming to them … unless it's been mailed. #
Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! — Anonymous #
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. — Samuel Goldwyn #
Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed. #
I hit him to get his attention. I shot him to calm him down I killed him to reason with him. — Henry Rollins #
Oops! — Rae, after almost flipping her car and crashing into my car at the same time, nearly killing our whole team. #
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. — Martin Luther King Jr. #
"External reality is sort of an affectation of the nervous system." — Jaron Lanier #
There is more to life than increasing its speed. — Gandhi #
"All I wanted was a lizard." — Mike #
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." — attributed to Albert Einstein #
'Cool out man! You're freaking my groove.' — the only English one Russian knew. #
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards. — Aldous Huxley #
"Every age and generation must be as free to act for itself, in all cases, as the ages and generations which preceeded it." — Thomas Paine #
QUOTATION, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words erroneously repeated. — Ambrose Bierce #
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. — Anonymous #
He who can does – he who cannot, teaches. — George Bernard Shaw #
"I'm a paradox! I'm Irish and allergic to alcohol." — Jamie A. #
Your fortune stateth: Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree. #
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. — Pancho Villa #
"Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at." #
Laura: I smell like an onion bagel. Becky: No you don't. Laura: Yes I do. Becky: It seems to be more garlic-y. #
Your fortune stateth: Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it. #
Force it!!! If it breaks, well, it wasn't working anyway… No, don't force it, get a bigger hammer. #
May you live in uninteresting times. — Chinese proverb #
Live simply that other may simply live. — Gandhi #
Karen: "You talk so much!" Jackie: "I have so much to say!" #
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. — Typewriting exercise #
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. — T. S. Eliot #
Anarchy is capitalist. — Hot Topic Sucks #
Kilroe hic erat! #
"Lorena Bobbit only did what men do to each other all the time. She showed some jerk she meant business." — Selena #
The purest and most thoughtful minds are those which love colour the most. — John Ruskin #
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. #
Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile…initially scared me to death. — Betty Bender #
Love is friendship set on fire. — French Proverb #
An apple a day makes 365 apples a year. #
It's not that I'm inflexible … it's just that I'm extremely rigid — Lt. Col Fred Strain, to a general #
"Hey! Where you twos's goin'?" — security guard #
"Fascism in America will attempt to advance under the banner of Americanism and anti-Fascism." — Georgi Dimitrov #
"And now I've gotta wipe my nose, I'm getting so excited." — TJ #
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. #
"Look at my feet. Does it look like they're throbbing with pain?" — Jess R. #
The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad — get even. #
CONTEMPT, n. The feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed. — Ambrose Bierce #
Last night, I dreamt somebody loved me. No hope, No harm, just another false alarm. — The Smiths #
"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself." — attributed to Albert Einstein #
"Bacon?" — My friend Mark's standard greeting when answering the phone at someone else's house. #
"The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it." — P. B. Medawar #
"Anything too stupid to be said, is sung." — Voltaire #
Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done. — Elizabeth Warnock Fernea, "A View of the Nile" #
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. — Mme de Stael #
Your fortune stateth: A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you. #
I stayed up one night playing poker with Tarot cards. When I got a full house, 4 people died. — Steven Wright #
"The right to revolt has sources deep in our history." — Supreme Court Justice William Orville Douglas #
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." — Isadora Duncan #
November, n.: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts #
Perfection does not exists – only the evolution towards it. — Motto, Ferrari Formula One (1975-6) #
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. — Douglas Adams #
You know, if stupidity was a river, you would be… a really big river. — Tomas Terfloth #
Truth will be out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.) #
Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen. #
"My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating." — Ashleigh Brilliant #
Cheaper Than Ever Blackberry Phones http://goo.gl/fb/ezlMi #
HTC Wildfire The Real Fire By A Perfectionist http://goo.gl/fb/iWCHA #
Samsung Galaxy S Deals – Most sparkling star of Universe http://goo.gl/fb/RUvLD #
Compare secured loans A wise borrower always compare first http://goo.gl/fb/gO16v #
Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 Contract Deals Unique and Stylish http://goo.gl/fb/LqDNc #
I often think the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day. — Vincent van Gogh #
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. — Anonymous #
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. — Walter Bagehot, "Biographical Studies" #
Two wrongs are only the beginning. — Kohn #
Whenever I'm stoned, I always seem to talk with my mouth. — Jenn, stoned, meaning to explain that she always seems to talk with her hands. #
The most I ever did for you was to outlive you. But that is much. — Edna St. Vincent Millay #
Anyone in a free society where the laws are unjust has an obligation to break the law. — Henry David Thoreau #
REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion. — Ambrose Bierce #
"There is a ham here and I am stabbing it repeatedly." — Roxie (while talking on the phone to Aviry) #
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days. #
Logbook loans money on wheels http://goo.gl/fb/nBTdD #
Panasonic Phones – Right Choice for Callers http://goo.gl/fb/rHZJB #
SIM Free Mobile Phones Live Free http://goo.gl/fb/a60CX #
Cheap iPhone 4 Contract Deals The Inexpensive Efficiency http://goo.gl/fb/QUDx3 #
Payday loans Emergency can not stir you http://goo.gl/fb/wQi4X #
This doesn't smell like dirt! It smells like my Grover book! — Jake, after inhaling one of Crayola's new scented crayons. #
"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned." #
If you want happiness for a lifetime – help the next generation. — Chinese Proverb #
"Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." — Frank Zappa #
"People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense." — Ken Kesey #
I prefer to think of fashion as a verb. — Jean Muir #
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. — Anonymous #
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. — Imelda Marcos #
"Do you happen to have a stomach pump with you?" — a diner at McDonald's #
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to lay down on his back and float in it, then you have something. — Joe E. Brown #
Remember that you are unique, just like everyone else. #
What's all this brouhaha? #
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? #
Life without love is meaningless and goodness without love is impossible. — Greg Jurkiewicz, "The Neo-Reconstructionist Manifesto" #
If you know the answer to a question, don't ask. — Petersen Nesbit #
We would never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world. — Hellen Keller #
Stamp out philately. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-27

admin — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 09:02:00 +0000

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. — Anonymous #
N life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. — Alice Abram #
Your fortune stateth: You will gain money by an immoral action. #
"I see nothing strange about riding a cow. You just need a special saddle, that's all!" — Mags, the paralegal. #
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right. — Anonymous #
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. — Albert Einstein #
NEWS FLASH!! Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West German pole-vault champion. #
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." — W.C. Fields #
"Wit is educated insolence." — Aristotle #
"I broke up with her because she paid to much attention to me." — Mike trying to justify dumping his girlfriend after only two weeks. #
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. — Sextus Aurelius #
When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. — Gen. C. Abrams #
"The extreme always seems to make an impression." — _Heathers_ #
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. #
Vivien, Vivien, Vivien. Every time something blows up in this house its always bloody Vivien. — Vivien #
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. — Oscar Wilde #
"Only I may have double standards." — Curt #
"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women." — Homer Simpson #
Meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem. #
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us. — Anonymous #
That's the nature of research–you don't know what in hell you're doing. — 'Doc' Edgerton #
I have nothing to say and I'm saying it. — JOHN CAGE #
I'm really depressed there are no frontiers left to cross. And we'll be dead probably before people can go out to space — Black Francis #
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." — Woody Allen #
"Crotch sounds like some place you don't want to be." — Jason #
In the end, everything is a gag. — Charlie Chaplin #
Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. — David Hume #
Your fortune stateth: You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution. #
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts, to enforce a law not supported by the people. — Hubert H. Humphrey #
Accordion, n.: A bagpipe with pleats. #
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks. — Lew Col #
"Mmmmm… pie…." — Tomas Terfloth and Devin Martyniuk, in every math class for two years, every time that 'pi' was written or said. #
HELP! Man trapped in a human body! #
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. — Adlai Stevenson #
"To those who think that the law of gravity interferes with their freedom, there is nothing to say." — Lionel Tiger #
I have a terrible headache, I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell. #
Your fortune stateth: A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price. #
"It's trivial and pointless, and besides, I'm not telling you!" — Ellie #
Love changes, a thug changes, and best friends become strangers….. — Nas #
Style is merely the outside of content, and content the inside of style. — Jean-Luc Godard #
"I really wish you wouldn't mummify me yet" — Jimmy #
Your fortune stateth: You will always have good luck in your personal affairs. #
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
Optimization hinders evolution. #
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng. #
"The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read." — Abraham Lincoln #
Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. #
"Stupidity has a certain charm — ignorance does not." — Frank Zappa #
"All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace." — Truman Capote #
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. — H. L. Mencken #
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well. — Aristotle #
Money can do anything. Why, it can help stamp out poverty. — Some guy who has sold $9 million worth of knives. #
"What does playing Uno have to do with a cow's udder?" — Maureen #
If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you. — Paul Newman #
You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive. #
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At any rate, I am convinced that he [God] does not play dice. — Albert Einstein #
ANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. — Ambrose Bierce #
"As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or choice of action arise, human science is at a loss." — Noam Chomsky #
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life. — Anonymous #
Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world. — Albert Einstein #
"Here, here's some cocoa. Can I have the CD-ROM now?" — Jen #
What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against? — Larry Wall #
Cashier: "Have a good day" Loretta: "If I don"t–it's my own fault." #
"A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students." — John Ciardi #
A rolling stone gathers momentum. #
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget is once." — E. Joseph Cossman #
For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned. #
"Is that my hand? I hope that's my hand." — a very drunk Paul B., with his hand over his face. #
Your fortune stateth: You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances. #
It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions. — Aldous Huxley #
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of). #
"Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts." — Leo Calvin Rosten #
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. — Jeannette Rankin #
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. — Kurt Vonnegut #
When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him — that's where the money is. — Robespierre #
Cocaine — the thinking man's Dristan. #
A man's reach should exceed his grasp; else what's a heaven for? — Robert Browning #
They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. — Andy Warhol #
Only in college can you have sex with your friend and it enhances your friendship — Marisa And Jill #
There are no differences, but differences of degree,between degrees of difference and no difference. — William Henry James #
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers. #
You think a things impossible, then the sun refused to shine." — Dave Matthews #
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. — W. Somerset Maugham #
"Unless there's blood, gore, or snot, you people don't seem to able to pay attention" — Overheard outside an English class in progress #
Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. — Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone #
Life is one long struggle in the dark. — Titus Lucretius Carus #
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. — Albert Einstein #
"Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist." — Thomas Carlyle #
I think that a hat that has a cannon that comes out, fires, and then goes back in is at least a decade away. — Jack Handey #
Words can never express what words can never express. #
"I've reverted to the 'Mother Grammar'." — Julie, after spouting words in random order. #
"Hell is paved with good samaritans." — William M. Holden #
The only certainty is that nothing is certain. — Pliny the Elder #
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. — Thomas Szasz #
Well behaved women rarely make history. — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich #
"Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call." — Richard Lewis #
"America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair." — Arnold Toynbee #
"THE MOON IS ON FIRE!!!" — Corey DeHart, on a sunny day in Washington. #
Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck. — George Carlin #
There are three things I always forget. Names, faces — the third I can't remember. — Italo Svevo #
You just gotta do the best you can everyday at 5:30. — Edgar #
Your fortune stateth: You will win success in whatever calling you adopt. #
Humor is the absence of terror, and terror the absence of humor. — Lord Richard Buckley #
Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed. #
"Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines." — David Letterman #
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." — Oscar Wilde #
Vita brevis, ars longa, — Hippocrates #
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give — which is everything. — Anonymous #
He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die. — Giacomo Leopardi #
"Most men make little use of their speech than to give evidence against their own understanding." — Lord Halifax – English statesmen #
Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. — Norman Douglas #
If you chose to dance with a bear, don't stop when you get tired. #
"Dull – 8. To make dictionaries is dull work." — Samuel Johnson – British Lexicographer – Dictionary of the English Language #
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. — Marguerite Duras #
"Ya don't get nowhere smoking the pipe" — John Barrett MacArthur, a.k.a JB Mack #
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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue. — Voltaire #
"People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." — J. Danforth Quayle #
"The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult, and left untried." — Gilbert Keith Chesterton #
This dance of death which sounds so musically Was sure intended for the corpse de ballet. — Anonymous #
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"Dad, you know how a bang on the head can make you silly, can a bang on the head ever make you smarter?" — Bryce, when 7 years old. #
Is it that they fear the pain of death or could it be they fear the joy of life? — Toad The Wet Sprocket – Pray Your Gods #
Good friends are like stars…you don't always see them, but you know they're always there. — Anonymous #
"You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think." — Elbert Hubbard #
Life is not a support system for art. It is the other way around. — Stephen King #
To err is human, to purr feline. #
"To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question … or is it?" #
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands. — Michelangelo Buonarroti #
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln #
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face." — Jack Handy #
Bacos go on all salads. Even jello. — Mike #
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. " — Seen on a bumper sticker #
MISFORTUNE, n. The kind of fortune that never misses. — Ambrose Bierce #
I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday. — Abraham Lincoln #
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. — George Bernard Shaw #
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. — Fred Allen #
I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes. #
"[David] Cronenberg is to Toronto as John Hughes is to Chicago." — David Plant, Toronto Film Commissioner #
Our passions are not too strong, they are too weak. We are far too easily pleased. — C.S. Lewis #

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Creativity is contagious. Pass it on. — Albert Einstein #
"That's GOTTA be a cathedral. It has those DUDES on it." "Jess, that's Jesus." — Jess and Mel in London #
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time. — E. B. White #
"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." — Oscar Wilde #
Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace. — Amelia Earhart, "Courage" #
All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas. — Kingfish #
"Solutions are not the answer." — Richard Nixon #
"Practice does not make perfect; perfect practice makes perfect." — Vince Lombardi #
"Conscience…is merely instinct socialized into guilt." — Robert Coover #
"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority." — Thomas Henry Huxley #
I don't mind doing math homework if I have a good pencil. — Sarah #
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. — Ambrose Bierce #
History warns us… that it is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions. — Thomas Henry Huxley #
"Kirk to Enterprise — beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack." #
"Maybe my name is Beelzebub and I just want you to call me Bubby." — Abby, explaining the nickname field on a job application #
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. #
"I know why I got voted vice-president. It was my irresistable buns of steel." — C.J. Johnson #
… Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed. #
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. — Oscar Wilde #
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. — Ralph Waldo Emerson #
"I'm a genetic mutant." — Dan Aykroyd #
"A machine is as distinctively and brilliantly and expressively human as a violin sonata or a theorem in Euclid." — Gregory Vlastos #
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." — David Letterman #
My mom and I watching budist priest crossing the street: Me: Look at that! Mom: It's those… monkey people! #
"Our love is God. Let's go grab a slushie" — J .D., _Heathers_ #
Criticism is prejudice made plausible. — H. L. Mencken #
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. — Mahatma Gandhi #
Adventure seeking slugs crossing the path of life — watch your step! — Julie J. #
"Guacamole!" — Jason #
"Why do men go to war? Because women are watching." — T. S. Eliot #
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. #
That which is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil. — Friedrich Nietzsche #
I don't care if it's barnyard animals. I just want you to want something. — Father, upon finding that his son is gay. #
Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana #
Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick. — Homer #
If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? #
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. — Thomas Edison #
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. — Anonymous #
"The best thing I ever did was nothing." — Gabe Fulks #
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. — Anonymous #
Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence. #
A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion. — Chinese proverb #
"A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on." — Fred Allen – Comedian #
"When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly." — Donald Douglas #
Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace. — Amelia Earhart, "Courage" #
CONVENT, n. A place of retirement for woman who wish for leisure to meditate upon the vice of idleness. — Ambrose Bierce #
Lord, let me always desire more then I think I can do. — Michelangelo #
Greener's Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel. #
The cowards never started — and the weak died along the way. — Anonymous #
Your fortune stateth: Break into jail and claim police brutality. #
Agree with them now, it will save so much time. #
To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy. #
What fools these morals be! #
Rachel: What college are you looking at, Jon? Jon: Carnige-Melon. Rachel: OOh.. Fruity College. #
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. #
"The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions." — Maurice Chapelain #
Free from desire, you realize the mystery. Caught in desire, you see only the manifestations. — Lao Tzu #
Matthew: Having a TV in the kitchen is a bad idea. Karen: Know what's worse? Having a kitchen in the bedroom. #
It has bothered me all my life that I do not paint like everybody else. — Henri Matisse #
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" — George Bernard Shaw #
IMMODEST, adj. Having a strong sense of one's own merit, coupled with a feeble conception of worth in others. — Ambrose Bierce #
"I have Scary Spice hair!" — Ellie #
State Legislators are merely politicians whose darkest secret prevents them from running for a higher office. — Dennis Miller #
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. #
"You can't carry that. You haven't sniffed it yet." — Ellie's Dad #
Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees. — Ronald Reagan, famous movie star #
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. — Robert Orben #
Life – a sexually transmitted terminal condition. — Walter Prager #
Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time. #
No more yearning, no more crying, just jump on and explode! — Aya #
100 per cent of us die, and the percentage cannot be increased. — C.S. Lewis, "The Weight of Glory" #
Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence. — Henrik Tikkanen #
NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi. — Ambrose Bierce #
"Black holes are where God divided by zero" — Steven Wright #
Life is not a support system for art. It is the other way around. — Stephen King #
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. — Thomas Edison #
"I lost my memory five years ago." — Eleanor #
Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born! — Anonymous #
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." — Jules de Gaultier #
"For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision." — Kelvin Throop III #
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"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take." — Adlai Stevenson #
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In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead. — Ben Franklin #
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Precision is not reality — Henri Mattisse #
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