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"I think God forgot to turn up the thermostat." — Jen #
The artist must train not only his eye but also his soul. — Wassily Kaninsky #
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. — Buddha #
"A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on." — Fred Allen – Comedian #
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. — Hermann Weyl #
"Anything too stupid to be said, is sung." — Voltaire #
It is now 10 p.m. Do you know where Henry Kissinger is? — Elizabeth Carpenter #
A few tropical fish in the river of life would be cool. — Andy Whitman #
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. #
"The art of government is the organization of idolatry." — George Bernard Shaw #
"Barq's bites." — Jen's mom #
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Save the world; kill a sponge! — Matt #
"When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research." — Wilson Mizner #
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. — Samuel Butler #
"Go evil twin someone else." — Ellie on IRC, after someone "borrowed" her nickname #
Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen. #
"Hey! 'Autographed by the author'!" — Paul B. in a bookstore, holding up a copy of the Bible #
"I used to think I was god. I don't think that anymore. I know it." — Ryan #
"There is a ham here and I am stabbing it repeatedly." — Roxie (while talking on the phone to Aviry) #
Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse. — Miguel de Cervantes #
Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it. — Homer #
Democracy, the decietful theory that the jew would insinuate. Namely that all men are created equal. — Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" #
She's convinced she could hold back a glacier/but she couldn't keep baby alive — Tori Amos #
Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. — Boies » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-08-03
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. — Epicurus #
Pauca sed matura. [Few but excellent.] — Gauss #
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification. #
Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face. #
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh #
Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. — Sioux Indian Prayer #
"A sine curve goes off to infinity, or at least the end of the blackboard." — Prof. Steiner #
The Martian Canals were clearly the Martian's last ditch effort! #
If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry. — Chinese proverb #
"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant." — Cary Grant #
"If you are looking for someone who cares, here is my phonecard." — Andrew Morris #
"Unemployment has gone from quantitative to qualitative." — Alvin Toffler #
Praise the sea; on shore remain. — John Florio #
"The tops of the bottoms of my feet are numb." — James, after a few too many » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-08-02
"Would it walk fast or walk slow?" — Jeff F., during a conversation about a giant walking phallus. #
Anyone in a free society where the laws are unjust has an obligation to break the law. — Henry David Thoreau #
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. — Michael Leunig #
Give me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities! #
When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. — Martin Luther King, Jr. #
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them. — Albert Einstein #
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? — Clarence Darrow #
You know what I like to do best? I like to clean my ears. — Karen #
To achieve harmony in bad taste is the height of elegance. — Jean Genet , "The Thief's Journal" #
"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one." — Malcolm S. Forbes #
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? — Richard M. Nixon #
Violence is not the answer. Hypocrisy is. » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-08-01
"The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch." #
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe that he didn't exist. — Kevin Spacey "The Usual Suspects" #
The conquer'd, also, and enslaved by war, Shall, with their freedom lost, all virtue lose. — John Milton #
Your fortune stateth: You will step on the night soil of many countries. #
"Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine! I must have coffee…" — J. S. Bach #
Pascal Users: To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed. #
"Thanks God, I LOVE this stuff!" — My 5 year old's prayer at a particularly favorite meal. #
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." — Hunter S. Thompson #
"The paths of glory at least lead to the grave, but the paths of duty may not get you anywhere." — James Grover Thurber #
"Work to survive, survive by consuming, survive to consume; the hellish cycle is complete." — Raoul Vaneigem #
Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction. #
"It is important to go through » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-07-31
"Why was I born with such contemporaries?" — Oscar Wilde #
"Hey baby, wanna wrestle?" — Preston's pick-up line. #
"I've always had this sinking suspicion, that if the world were to stop spinning, we'd all be incredibly dizzy" –Sara Liner #
Jill: I dated a seventeen-year-old once. Deborah: I'm seventeen. Jill: Oh my God, I dated Deborah! #
Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland. — National Lampoon, "Deteriorada" #
If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune. #
COMMENDATION, n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles, but do not equal, our own. — Ambrose Bierce #
"Everyone strives to be Hootie, thought most are destined to be mere Blowfish." — Brian L. Garrett, 1996 #
I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand. #
Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket? — Anonymous #
Don't feed the bats tonight. #
"I'm not going to throw a piece of frosting encrusted cake in your direction" — Dr. French #
"I rock harder than God." — Julie #
The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. — German Proverb #
Nothing recedes like success. — Walter Winchell » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-07-30
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." Bernard Manning #
Sweat is the perfume of lovers. — Geggy Tah #
"Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married." — George Bernard Shaw #
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government. — Ambrose Bierce #
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"I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance." — Harold Macmillan #
To be a teacher is to be forever an optimist. — Philip Bigler #
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The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. — Anonymous #
"I did five years of the same major from beginning to start." — Shannon Hartzler #
The highest purpose is to have no purpose at all. This puts one in accord with nature, in her manner of operation. — John Cage #
"When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation." — Samuel Johnson #
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. — Walter Bagehot, "Biographical Studies" #
"Matt, I hope you're prepared, boy!!" — note written to a student by my government teacher before a test. #
Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, And think they grow immortal as they quote. — Edward Young, "Love of Fame" #
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. — Socrates #
War is the continuation of politics by other means — Karl Von Clausewitz #
To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant. — Amos Bronson Alcolt #
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-07-28
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. — Anonymous #
"I did five years of the same major from beginning to start." — Shannon Hartzler #
The highest purpose is to have no purpose at all. This puts one in accord with nature, in her manner of operation. — John Cage #
"When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation." — Samuel Johnson #
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. — Walter Bagehot, "Biographical Studies" #
"Matt, I hope you're prepared, boy!!" — note written to a student by my government teacher before a test. #
Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, And think they grow immortal as they quote. — Edward Young, "Love of Fame" #
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. — Socrates #
War is the continuation of politics by other means — Karl Von Clausewitz #
To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant. — Amos Bronson Alcolt #
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Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase. #
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right — Ani Difranco #
"I didn't hit my head!" — the first thing out of Ken's mouth after falling on stairs and hitting his head #
"However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner … sulking and nausea." — Tom K. Ryan #
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame. #
Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs. #
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. — Chinese Proverb #
"He'd never realized that, deep down inside, what he really wanted to do was make things go splat." — Terry Pratchett, _Reaper Man_ #
Immortality — a fate worse than death. — Edgar A. Shoaff #
Those who can't write, write manuals. #
RASCAL, n. A fool considered under another aspect. — Ambrose Bierce #
"Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one's nerves – which is the same thing nowadays." — Oscar Wilde #
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-07-27