"Cafeteria food would be okay if we weren't eating it at school." — Jenny #
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"And is the dog's name SATAN!?" — a crazy old lady I work with #
"Some would sooner die than think. In fact, they often do." — Bertrand Russell #
A small family is soon provided for. — English Proverb #
"Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?" — Groucho Marx #
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered." #
"Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive." — G. K. Chesterton #
"A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say." — Michael Winner – British film director #
"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me." — Alice Roosevelt Longworth #
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-25

Your fortune stateth: Chicken Little was right. #
I'm so smart it scares you, doesn't it? — my dad, Boon. #
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man. — Trotsky #
The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool. — Martin Luther King, Jr. #
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. #
"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." — Maugham #
See, if you lived in a country where no one was named Stephanie, you could name your son Stephanie. — Kim #
Your fortune stateth: You will be married within a year, and divorced within two. #
We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities. — Walt Kelly, "Pogo" #
May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz. #
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. — Woody Allen #
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to. #
Eventually the revolutionaries become the established culture, and then what » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-24

If anything can go wrong, it will. #
"There something about being in a pool of water, it's theraputic… Then again, so is bran, I suppose" — "Squeeky" #
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. — Anthony Burgess #
"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience." — Adam Smith #
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Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B. — Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" #
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. — Samuel Goldwyn #
"Sure, there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too." — Richard M. Nixon #
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Tough competition between Nokia » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-23

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. — Muhammad Ali #
Music that does not SURGE is not great music. — Carl Ruggles #
"Innocence is a spendid thing, only it has the misfortune of not keeping well." — Immanuel Kant #
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Your fortune stateth: You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates. #
"Usenet: a vast collection of people being polite to each other in the most creative possible ways!" — James 'Kibo' Parry #
Absence makes the heart go wander. #
"You guys, my dress is DRUNK! Every time i take a drink, it gets so much shorter!!!" — drunk psycho roommate #
A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they work by being declared to work. — Anatol Holt #
"The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to." — Terry Pratchett, _Small » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-22

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. — Lily Tomlin #
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut. #
When ideas fail, words come in very handy. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe #
They just buzzed and buzzed…buzzed. #
How about this for tomorrows headlines- French Fries? — James French, shortly before execution in the electric chair #
Xerox does it again and again and again and … #
I like life — it's something to do. #
You can't shoot an idea. — Thomas E. Dewey #
Lawyers are… operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. — Jane Bryant Quinn #
For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint. #
The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice. #
Love is friendship set on fire. — French Proverb #
"Yeah, I look at it once in a while, but it's not like I have a prescription or anything…" — Tom, when asked if he reads Playboy. #
What we wish, that we readily believe. — Demosthenes #
"Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary." — Frank L. Visco, How to » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-21

He who laughs, lasts. — Mary Pettibone Poole #
"If I were a midget, I bet I'd be the tallest one!" — Jill #
"I've always had this sinking suspicion, that if the world were to stop spinning, we'd all be incredibly dizzy" –Sara Liner #
"I'm a nymphomaniac of the heart." — Gabriel Garcia Marquez #
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation? #
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. #
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. — Alexandre Dumas fils #
"All progress is based upon the universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." — Samuel Butler #
Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory. #
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?" — Bette Midler – US actress. #
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. — Bucy's Law #
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. — Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) #
"Look at it as eating cereal, just with butter » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-20

He who laughs, lasts. — Mary Pettibone Poole #
"If I were a midget, I bet I'd be the tallest one!" — Jill #
"I've always had this sinking suspicion, that if the world were to stop spinning, we'd all be incredibly dizzy" –Sara Liner #
"I'm a nymphomaniac of the heart." — Gabriel Garcia Marquez #
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation? #
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. #
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. — Alexandre Dumas fils #
"All progress is based upon the universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." — Samuel Butler #
Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory. #
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?" — Bette Midler – US actress. #
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. — Bucy's Law #
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. — Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) #
"Look at it as eating cereal, just with butter » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-20

Someone will try to honk your nose today. #
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks." — Robin Williams #
I really believe all the things I've said to you, it's just that none of them are true. — Mr. Happy #
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these gave only life, those the art of living well. — Aristotle #
You don't want to be in the car with me when I'm alone. — Derek B. #
"Hoover lives his life the way you want!" — Colin D., during a discussion of Herbert Hoover in history class. #
You can fool some of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, and that is sufficient. #
AMAZING BUT TRUE … There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert. #
"Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?" #
The more horrifing the world becomes, the more art becomes abstract. — Paul Klee #
The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-19

Your fortune stateth: You will inherit millions of dollars. #
Your fortune stateth: Avoid reality at all costs. #
"Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solicitude is the enemy of well-being." — John Updike #
"I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement." — Oscar Wilde #
Bradle's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee — that will do them in. #
"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." — e. e. cummings #
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. — Anonymous #
"We could have saved [the Earth] but we were too damned cheap." — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. #
Corrupt, adj.: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit. #
"Everyone's working at home now." — Doreen, 'Office Killer' #
To iterate is human, to recurse, divine. #
Who can own a tree? — The Indian Guy In "Ernest Goes To Camp" #
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." — attributed to Albert Einstein #
Not everything worth doing is worth doing well. #
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. — Oscar Wilde #
To be » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-18

"Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary." — Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good #
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. — Mae West #
"Trying to do that job is like trying to put a cow together from 800 pounds of hamburger and some white glue." — Mike Hodis #
Fortune finishes the great quotations, #3 Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car. #
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home. #
– Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony. #
The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad — get even. #
Jess: That sign says 100% stoned beef …. Jes: Like … (acting stoned) … Moo? (the sign said ground beef, but we're both blind …) #
The heavier, the more it weighs. — Luis #
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. #
Nothing happens unless first a dream. — Carl Sandburg #
Your fortune stateth: You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are. #
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight. #
"I like the » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-17