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[Prime Minister Joseph] Chamberlain loves the working man — he loves to see him work. — Winston Churchill #
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"Life is like a box of chocolates. If it doesn't melt early, you'll eat too many and barf." — Michelle Zalas, during a philosophy lecture #
If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call. #
Fresco's Discovery: If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored. #
Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs. #
"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose." — Janis Joplin #
"If my head were flat I could go anywhere." [others laugh] "No guys, I really mean it. Just think about if your head were flat." #
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SAINT, n. A dead sinner revised and edited. — Ambrose Bierce #
"If something tastes bad and you don't eat it, would it taste better if you did?" — Andy #
Now, my good man,this is no time for making enemies. — » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-09

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. — Will Rogers #
Alas, I am dying beyond my means. — Oscar Wilde, as he sipped champagne on his deathbed #
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Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage. — Anonymous #
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"When people have trouble communicating, the least they can do is to shut up." — Tom Lehrer #
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Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage. — Anonymous #
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Sullivan's Law: When given the choice between two alternatives, always pick the third! — Patrick H. Sullivan #
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The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce. — Anonymous #
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It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing. — Gertrude Stein #
Don't be humble, you're not that great. — Golda Meir #
Hatred comes from the heart; contempt from the head; & neither feeling is quite within our control. — Arthur Schoperhauer #
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. — Olin Miller #
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He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained. #
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." — Rich Jeni #
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Philadelphia is not dull — it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersy. #
Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes. — Elbert Hubbard #
To the world you are just one persone, but to one person you could mean the world. — Anonymous #
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"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken." — Benjamin Disraeli #
"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority." — Thomas Henry Huxley #
You get what you pay for. — Gabriel Biel #
There is no evil in the atom. Only in mens souls. — Adlai Stevenson #
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin! — Anonymous » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-06

If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams. #
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Ellie: "Do you have any two-headed friends?" Ellie's Mom: "Just you." #
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action. — Benjamin Disraeli #
"Ordinarily he was insane, » » See all Twitter Updates for 2010-06-05

"The only inalienable right of human beings is to receive mail." — Mick's brother #
My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted. — Edward Abbey #
Bucy's Law: Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. #
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character. — Ambrose Bierce #
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"Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea." — John Ciardi #
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"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought." — Dorothy Leigh Sayers #
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain — and most fools do." — Dale Carnegie #
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"I think God forgot to turn up the thermostat." — Jen #
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Life is hard. After all, it kills you. — Katharine Hepburn #
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